I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:
It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.
Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.
Which of these would surprise you more to find on the doorstep?
Fairy
Walrus
Not naming options to skew votes but...
I think there's something fundamentally baffling with the way most of you think.
#we were wrong about fairies being real but given that they are #nothing else about one being on my doorstep is surprising
#because I don't know anything about fairies. anything a fairy does would make sense because what do I know? might as well happen
#vs #how did a walrus travel 80+ miles inland?
#how did it travel 80 miles through an urban area of 3mil people without anyone noticing?
#how did it make it to the 3rd floor?
#how did it knock?
#why was there a walrus visiting a shore that hasn't seen walrus in 5mil years?
#does alaska know it's wildlife if making house calls 1000s of miles away?
#was it a zoo escape? HOW?? they are slow and cannot scale or jump fences. does the zoo know?
#why of all the doorsteps it could've chosen on its way did it choose mine?
#how did it knock
HOW DID IT KNOCK??
[pt. how did it knock?? /end pt]
