all angels are transsexual

because it’s literally like. the shell is strong but the body’s weak you gotta learn how to yell before you learn how to speak it’s all bitter work with your face in the dirt do you think it’ll sting do you think it’ll hurt i want the burning taste of infinity put the scales in my eyes where everybody can see i just wanna be ok. i just wanna be ok!!!!

if you own k distinct colors of sock, you can draw k+1 arbitrary socks from your sock drawer and, by the pigeonhole principle, be guaranteed at least one matching pair. this is the only known application of combinatorics to the real world

shelley gets a lotta fuckin cred for ozymandias despite only writing like one and a half lines and then just straight up quoting that traveller from an antique land he met for the rest of the poem

i am not immune to [character standing in front of wings imagery so it lines up like they have wings] [character standing in front of halo imagery so it lines up like they have a halo]

because it’s literally like. the shell is strong but the body’s weak you gotta learn how to yell before you learn how to speak it’s all bitter work with your face in the dirt do you think it’ll sting do you think it’ll hurt i want the burning taste of infinity put the scales in my eyes where everybody can see i just wanna be ok. i just wanna be ok!!!!

because it’s literally like. the shell is strong but the body’s weak you gotta learn how to yell before you learn how to speak it’s all bitter work with your face in the dirt do you think it’ll sting do you think it’ll hurt i want the burning taste of infinity put the scales in my eyes where everybody can see i just wanna be ok. i just wanna be ok!!!!

because it’s literally like. the shell is strong but the body’s weak you gotta learn how to yell before you learn how to speak it’s all bitter work with your face in the dirt do you think it’ll sting do you think it’ll hurt i want the burning taste of infinity put the scales in my eyes where everybody can see i just wanna be ok. i just wanna be ok!!!!

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence