Color Me Curious
oozey mess
@theartofmadeline
RMH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Product Placement
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
if i look back, i am lost
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Fai_Ryy
occasionally subtle
Claire Keane
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
The Stonewall Inn
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Uh oh! You’ve suddenly lost this finger! How’s it going for you?
- I always hated that finger anyway
- It’s fine
- I guess I can live with it
- This is gonna be rough
- I’m not sure I can do this
- I’m already missing the finger it landed on
Uh oh! You’ve suddenly lost this finger!
How’s it going for you?
I always hated that finger anyway
It's fine
I guess I can live with it
This is gonna be rough
I’m not sure I can do this
I’m already missing this finger/results
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You just sold your Soul!
Spin to find out why!
Was it worth it?
HELL YES!!!
Yep that's a pretty good deal
Eh sure?
I can live with this I guess.
I mean at least it's funny?
Fuck bro I must've been drunk to sell my soul for that
What the actual fuck is this shit?! I'm so fucked.
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This wheel was made and submitted by anonymous!! I really like it, fun colours and a lot of options
Also good morning Black people, commies, lesbians and bisexual women, fem gay men and people who don't know how to whistle
don’t listen to what anyone says the elephant really ties the room together
#oh my god did gallagher just discover the term dank this is so exciting #does he know it's a weed thing?? there's no way right
Of course Peter Gallagher knows that "dank" is a weed thing. He also knows that "in heat" is a sex thing and that when aliens "probe" someone it's in the anus.
These are words, not things. Heathcliff is a comic about symbols.
You're never going to get a comic where an alien actually probes someone any more than you're going to get a comic where the Man-Eating Giant eats a man. You're just going to get a dozen comics where aliens like the word "probe".
Heathcliff wears the ham helmet because it's the helmet you wear when you eat a ham. You can tell it's that helmet because it says "ham" on it. The helmet's function is determined not by its form but by its label.
summer = beach = sand = desert = mummy and thus there is the Summer Mummy. Because of symbolic associations that do not otherwise cohere.
Robots don't wear clothes but the mere act of labeling them "nude" makes them nude. And once a painting is a nude painting there has to be a fig leaf because a "nude" without a "figleaf" is "indecent".
A "ham" is a ham even when it's a car. A yam can be a ham can be a car because "yam" sounds like "ham". Symbols have overtaken things.
This is certainly true, but it's important to note that the fundamental act of a Heathcliff comic strip is for a character to remark on the fact that the symbol has overtaken the reality. The meat store invites the existence of a meat container, which invites the meat tank (tank both the vehicle and the bowl) which invites the enthusiasm of children for powerful mechanical objects. However, the gesture of the strip is not complete until the human identifies the irregularity which has occurred and states it aloud for us. The human does not question it, but they do name it. "Children love the meat tank"
It's important that Heathcliff is not the one speaking. Heathcliff is the character who dives the furthest into symbols, but he does not have a voice to speak of them. He is the avatar of the symbols and he is only spoken about. We must imagine the speaking characters in Heathcliff strips as the rebellious voices of the material crying out against the tyranny of the symbolic. At every moment once we've stepped into the treacherous world of Heathcliff, we are at risk of being pulled away by the tides of free association and similarity. However, the voice calls us back. It shows us when we have slipped too far, names the distance between us and the particular and specific which we have nearly lost. Symbols in Heathcliff are powerful; they can take you almost anywhere they want to go, but that power can be revoked simply by identifying what has happened. By explaining it. Heathcliff reassures us that the physical can win out, if only we are wise enough to perceive and to speak it, against the encroachment of the symbolic. Once we stand together and name the world truly, Heathcliff is merely a cat.
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unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe
it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems
like what do you MEAN the number 1 sexiest character trait of all time is just kind of offputting and bad for you in real life. next you'll tell me smoking has consequences other than looking like a mysterious badass
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obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"
this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia
1928 French dressing table by Marcel Coard. Vosges.
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meows at you loud as fuck. meows at you loud as fuck again
Made the worst brownies ever created just now
Chat where did I go wrong
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had to share this
In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice
some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it
Shakespeare is like this
Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away
Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal
THE ORANGES
Time for my biannual freakout about Two Crabs
Went into the notes app on my old phone and was reminded of the time I saw the world cup playing on mute on a restaurant tv while the players were singing what I assume was their national anthem and I got obsessed with the idea of football teams having to sing a "football song" about how much they love the sport before each game
I mean, I assume OP is joking?, but football team anthems are 100% a very common thing (and I don't mean singing a national anthem). Each team has their own song about how good and strong they are, and depending on the sport, it'll play over the speakers when they win, and the team sings it together in the locker room as a bonding exercise. Sometimes, it'll be very patriotic local town spirit and sometimes it'll just be like 'Look out! Where the ones dressed in blue and we're coming to get that ball!"
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pigeons in the wild can eat anywhere from 100 - 4460 pounds of vegetation in a 49 hour period
my wifi at home couldn't support bg3 multiplayer tonight so i went to the library bc they have excellent wifi outside even after it's closed, and lots of nice benches. so i sat outside the library on a bench in the dark playing bg3 with maggie. then i was going home listening to music in the night air and i thought fondly to myself "what a nice night. i am driving home from baldur's gate 3."
