Ari-En-Anethet is wonderful and I love him

they were so adamant about "you HAVE to make a new schedule every week" that our director of ops basically had to say "just send me you permanent schedule every week and I'll say you're doing it"

always know when you're scheduled because it's the same every week

easy to track your hours because they're the same every week

don't need to worry about being scheduled when you're not available because it's the fucking same every week

easier to get time off and shifts covered in advance because you always know what days you'd need off ahead of time

easier to schedule around school

easier to have a second job since your availability here won't change

if you need to change your schedule you can just talk to one of the managers ahead of time

and from the management side:

pretty much all of the above makes our lives easier

always know how many people you have working

so we generally know ahead of time if we're gonna be short staffed and need to ask for extra help

we know if we should start hiring again/how many people we need to hire based on how many shifts are open on the schedule

also, it's strongly incentivized not to run low on staff since we have to be in the stores running them all the time, so if we're short it fucking sucks for us too

and, since we're in the store all the time, we can tell which shifts don't need any more people too

revamped design with all of my disabled keith haring style dancin' guys all together, updated to include the yellow power chair user ~

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures; he leadeth me beside the still waters.

ages 7-12: be an ‘old soul’

ages 12-16: allow the darkness to consume you

ages 16-19: be a kid for the first time ever

ages 19-30: develop dad lore

ages 30-35: court a beautiful lady

ages 35-40: get married, start a family

ages 40-55: promise to clean out the gutters and never do it again

ages 55-60: allow the darkness to consume you once more

ages 60-75: swinger cruises with your beautiful wife

ages 75-86: be an eccentric grandfather

He has finally accepted what people have been telling him for years ("Hey, dude, you kinda look like Ben Franklin. You should capitalize on that")

Gary IMMEDIATELY gets out there and takes the most Ben Franklin photo I've ever seen

I just

Behold

the trouble is, you think you have time.