the smallest elfilin in the world

the misogyny in queer spaces On Here where there's the belief that nothing promoted on booktok could ever be good and it's all just cishet garbage written and enjoyed by people who suck ("people" being mostly women) except then the same queer people mocking those books write the exact same shit except worse a lot of the time because they think being queer makes them inherently more progressive and morally correct. i'd rather read one thousand crow man is attracted to plastic dress girl novels than even one more tumblr white queer book like sir cameron

obviously a lot of booktok books are misogynistic and bigoted also, i'm not claiming that's not true. my point is that these tumblr authors will point and laugh and go FINALLY women i can hate! while writing the same exact mindless drivel they're riffing off of, except, again, often even more bigoted because they think making it gay means there's automatically zero bigotry in it

yup, thats right: youre petting cute beast due to its cuteness

Anyone remember basketball? — what happened to that ? Where did it go?

it rolled under the bleachers last week and no one's been able to get it out :/

Well ,I can get it if you ask me . With my long hand

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

Girlfriend won't stop point-and-clickmaxxing. Saying shit like "keys! I can use these!" And walking up to doors and announcing "it's locked." without touching the knob

the fact that on my way out of seeing the hadestown proshot with my sibling i was walking to the theater exit and without even thinking about it i turned around to see where they were... yeah. yeah.

like. you can be frustrated at orpheus. you can be heartbroken for orpheus and eurydice. you should be. but when you're walking together and your loved one isn't right next to you that instinct to turn around and check on them is as natural as breathing

funny how many times you can say aromantic in a post specifically about aromanticism that is tagged with aromantic tags and STILL have people going “haha i love my ace frens” like okay awesome but who even mentioned asexuality

Minecraft is possibly the worst tutorialized game ever released

The entire game play requires you to know this it never tells you

Ie: tool progression, there is nothing actually telling you that diamond ore and redstone require an iron pickaxe, you need to figure that out through fucking up or cultural osmosis

Or nether portals prior to the addition of ruined portals having nothing to tell you how to make them

This is all to say that if a data or mod pack does a shit job telling you how to get started, that is actually completely in line with Minecraft's design philosophy

Genuinely, how is someone expected to know that right clicking dirt with a water bottle is how you make mud, a mechanic notably unused in any other blocks