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unpinning my comms bc imnot doing newones right now excepttheone i already got but ineed a new post um. hi did yuo know. elfilin ?

#wybie moment #elfie

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ratbuchet

Happy birthday, Tiphereth

#lobcorp #wahhhhh

ymawgat

your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*

my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*

mousenemy

What?

chromatic-king

prokopetz

The two "created in a lab" fantasies:

Yes, everything about me is fucked up, but what if that was secretly awesome?

Yes, everything about me is fucked up, but what if there was someone to blame?

penny-anna

what the hell is going on

penny-anna

i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.

penny-anna

Please god it would be so funny

penny-anna

there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.

penny-anna

for people out of the loop:

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.

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themysteriousmurasamecastle

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

themysteriousmurasamecastle

we want to entertain one billion people a day and to achieve that goal we’re going to fire every single game developer we’ve ever hired 😍😍😍

memorycycle

dont take bird noises for granted

memorycycle

next time ur outside and you hear birds just think about how awesome that is and how much it would suck if they were gone

official-ornithology-posts

Official ornithology post

torstherapy

tinsnip

Per @spoonstrek

utopians

I get how people arrive at the conclusion but the idea that culture war news exists to 'distract' people from actual issues is just so plainly ridiculous to me

utopians

yesss the mars corporation made the m&ms less sexy to distract everyone from their labor abuses in the global south, an issue which the moral and upstanding American people would otherwise care about. Surely if not for the m&m controversy there would be mass boycotts -- why, even rioting in the streets

gaywitchybitch

For any Black Trans/LGBT+ who needs some help!! ❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤

sharkcloset

THATS MY BESTIE!! Ery is amazing and i can 100% vouch for them/their services! They were a long time user on here before the fucking cops (tumblr admin) nuked their account in the Black blogger purge. Definitely reach out to Ery if you need help!!

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apollos-boyfriend

i am transfem ralsei’s #1 supporter however as a brazilian i cannot take people calling her transei seriously i am so sorry

apollos-boyfriend

this is what reading posts that refer to her as transei feels like

notahorseindisguise

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Also available on the Fangamer EU store.

Features:

+Removable Collar

+Plush Wind Ring Accessory

Description:

What... What's that? It's just like my dream...

This official Klonoa: Door to Phantomile plush was designed by Grant Newbold. It's about 8.5 inches tall.

This collector's plush is recommended for ages 12+

+Removable Collar

Klonoa's collar buckles and unbuckles—one of a slew of little details on our Klonoa plush, like its embroidered facial features, its fabric belt, and the pleather applique design on its non-removable hat.

+Plush Wind Ring Accessory

Each plush includes a Wind Ring accessory that attaches to Klonoa's hands with magnets.

#YAAAAAYYYYYY

velexiraptor

the pitching machine just drank someone’s blood and got stronger

#can we make this a funny XD tumblr random post. it would be funny #blaseball

gwen-person

Original below cut

#deltarune

weirdmageddon

i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is

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drangel76

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

drangel76

everyone has replied to this with a completely different voice clip

drangel76

special mention to everyone ive seen quoting that one floradinn "and i been liiiiiiickin it"

#deltarune #deltarune spoilers

ouroborosorder

hoping for transfem ralsei is like losing chess to a dog but the dog is known friends with a bunch of grandmasters and also a dog did recently win a chess tournament kinda and so maybe this dog could have hands so I should see where this goes

axyya

Type of dumb joke I could see Toby putting in Chapter 6, tbh.

#deltarune

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