Not Yet Snake! It's Not Over Yet!

hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don’t love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don’t love aardwolves I can’t even look at you oh my god

@queerautism

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

WHAT?

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

WHAT?????

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

This is very true lol

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

What the fuck

hm. 

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

Well I never

I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives

If I had the ability to teleport I would fill a bus with paid actors and board it with a stranger who's not in on it. When I get on board everyone reacts like they know me, like I'm a celebrity. Me and the stranger sit right next to each other on the last two seats and we start talking. Halfway through the conversation I disappear. No fancy effects like in movies I'm just fucking gone. Nobody else reacts, and when the stranger asks about it everyone acts like they never knew I existed and tells her she got on alone. Then they get off at the next bus stop and I'm sitting on the bench

I think it's important to remember that GLP-1s are quite literally medicine. There are medical reasons to use them. They have amazing medical benefits for many millions of people across the world. Using the new near-miracle diabetes drug that gave my father a new lease on life for trying to look anorexic isn't good, yeah, but it ain't the chemical's fault: It's two industries and a force of societal oppression doing that. Quit applying moral values to a life-improving chemical just because some people with too much money are misusing it. Keep your head in the game.

whenever someone calls ivermectin “horse pills” i die a little inside. it’s super useful against parasites!! in humans!!!

sometimes your opps are highly engineered and sophisticated antibiotics, and sometimes they're a fucking. lizard