Believe True Things and not False Things

Chat this is not a decision

it's important to have your own unique door knock so people know it's you. a knock consists of stressed knocks, unstressed knocks and silences. as the creator of this system and thus the first person to note down my knock, i will claim the knock consisting of only silences (it's a zero-based index). Now would you please answer the door

But *how many* silences does it consist of? How do I know it is you, rather than somebody who refrains from knocking on the door a different number of times?

it can be shown without too much work that the trivial knock is precisely the knock which, concatenated with itself, is unchanged

By walking the landlord through the apartment and pointing out every minor, non-infractable scratch and dent (which amounted to $100 of security deposit, wasn’t even one I pointed out, whatever) and profusely apologizing for the mess, I managed to prevent him from noticing the cracked window pane and missing countertop replaced with a sheet of plastic

Yeah man that countertop was always like that. The sheet of plastic says Mitsubishi on the back because they, uh, got into making tables.

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

Please pray that the Lord restores my Gindr chats!

i have in my heart an intense desire to buy clothes

women be schopenhauer moment anyway yeah buying clothes is great only shitty thing about it is thatg it decreases your money

Is it okay for a girl to bring her straight girlfriend to pride