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Concerned that the prehistoric reptiles’ behavior had gotten out of hand, God, Our Lord And Heavenly Father, told reporters Friday that He was considering moving dinosaurs to a separate part of His Kingdom. “It was fine 200 million years ago when there were only a few of them here and there, but now there are dinosaurs everywhere you look, and they’ve developed a bad habit of grabbing angels by the wings and thrashing them to pieces to feed to their young,” said The Creator of All Things, adding that on most days you could hardly hear the bells of St. Peter over all the roaring and agonized pleas for mercy.

I'm doing a series of rec posts of my top favorite fanvids by various Starsky & Hutch vidders.

I'm starting with Laura McEwan's vids because they're some of the first ones that I remember watching in this fandom. As of today she has posted 48 S&H vids. The first one was made in 2007 and the most recent one in 2025.

Still The One There's something incredibly classic about this vid. It would be easy to attribute that classic feeling to the song, but it goes beyond that. The vid takes the song's lyrics about a long-standing relationship and builds something playful and joyful that fits S&H to a T. It feels like both a celebration of the longevity S&H's relationship and the longevity of the S&H fandom.

Something to Talk About The genius of this vid is that it doesn't just include all the eyebrow-raising touches between S&H… it also includes the raised eyebrows. My favorite reaction shot is the bartender from Moonshine, who looks at the camera as if telling the viewer, "get a load of these two!" Flash and freeze frame effects are used to imply that photos are being taken of S&H, which both highlights the way S&H's closeness looks to outsiders and also helps integrate the photos of PMG and DS that are used later in the vid.

Ode to Boy This vid is cool, sexy, and even a little bit creepy. Hutch pines for Starsky--as he often does in fanworks--but in this one the pining is obsessive. Laura McEwan uses cropping to show us both the details of Starsky's body on which Hutch fixates, and Hutch's expressions of longing. The editing feels as breathless as the song, and the result is a very intense vid.

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

Having made the difficult but compassionate decision to remove their ailing grandfather from life support Friday, members of the Jarrett family were reportedly unaware that in doing so, they were sending the 86-year-old directly to hell. “It was so hard to let him go, but it was the right thing to do—he’s suffered enough,” said the hellbound man’s daughter, Jennifer Austin, oblivious to the knowledge that only seconds after they disconnected his respirator in an attempt to spare him further discomfort, the family patriarch was cast into the blackest pits of the netherworld, where he would suffer unspeakable tortures and burn in perpetual agony for all of time.

One by one several of the passengers offered me gifts, which they pressed upon me with an earnestness which would take no denial; these were certainly of an odd and varied kind, but each was given in simple good faith, with a kindly word, and a blessing, and that strange mixture of fear-meaning movements...

Questioning how the bird could have possibly ended up more than 300 miles from the nearest ocean, sources confirmed Friday that a seagull that was spotted this far inland must be a total fuckup.

Several eyewitnesses, who watched the seagull aimlessly wander around a Target parking lot that was located two whole states away from any coastal habitat that could provide proper food, shelter, and protection to the animal, told reporters the bird was more than likely a complete shit-for-brains and a huge fucking embarrassment to its species.