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marcus: do you even have any idea what it takes to pass a fucking bill? henry: no. i never watched schoolhouse rock.

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emmalovesdilemmas

18,348 stitches later...game over!

general-sleepy

[Video Description: A timelapse of someone creating a cross stitch of the scene from Saw where Adam and Lawrence hold each other. Below is an image of the final product. End Description]

#saw

callizinc

When the story has a sequence where the characters each get personally tortured with their exact personalized greatest fears and traumas

general-sleepy

[ID: People sitting at two tables in a studio react in extreme delight. Some jump up and run around. Two hug and dance in a circle. END ID]

crazymuffin1

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

general-sleepy

Skinamarink: I prefer row row row your boat

moonsun2010

3-5th May - The curtain rises on a familiar play...

this is from an animatic which you can watch here (spoilers for whole book)

#dracula #jonathan harker

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clementine-kesh

imo you get the most out of engaging with media when you strike a balance between treating characters as people (reading interiority into their actions, considering the effect of various aspects of their identity, etc etc) and as vehicles for storytelling (what narrative purpose do they serve, how do their actions and personality function to convey the themes of the work, etc etc). because of course characters are literary devices but also there’s a reason we use literary devices written to embody realistic people in order to tell stories

deepdwellingsteamboat

RE-ANIMATOR 1985・dir. Stuart Gordon

general-sleepy

[ID: Dan Cain walks past a body on a gurney in a hospital hallway. The smirking security guard with a cigar in his mouth says, "Don't know why they keep locked doors around here. Nobody wants in... and ain't nobody gettin' out." END ID]

#re-animator

theonion

Having made the difficult but compassionate decision to remove their ailing grandfather from life support Friday, members of the Jarrett family were reportedly unaware that in doing so, they were sending the 86-year-old directly to hell. “It was so hard to let him go, but it was the right thing to do—he’s suffered enough,” said the hellbound man’s daughter, Jennifer Austin, oblivious to the knowledge that only seconds after they disconnected his respirator in an attempt to spare him further discomfort, the family patriarch was cast into the blackest pits of the netherworld, where he would suffer unspeakable tortures and burn in perpetual agony for all of time.

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general-sleepy

[ID: A headline accompanying an image of an unconscious man in a hospital bed: "Family Mercifully Pulling Plug on Grandfather Unaware They Sending Him Directly To Hell". END ID]

#the onion #headlines

hamletteprinceofdenmark

Jonathan, writing at that little oak table:

four-otters-in-a-trenchcoat

[ID. Screenshot of a twitter post by @ ScaredAsian that has been edited to read "im probably transfem but i have a Castle to escape so idrc about that rn". End ID]

#dracula #jonathan harker

immediatebreakfast

The humanity displayed today to Jonathan in the face of the sheer terror that the Count inflicts on the country side was amazing. It's not only the coach who tries to save (or at least delay the arrival to Dracula's pickup point) Jonathan by arriving earlier, it's everyone in the travel. An entire group of people decided to risk their lives for a young english stranger who, in their eyes, is going towards his doom.

One by one several of the passengers offered me gifts, which they pressed upon me with an earnestness which would take no denial; these were certainly of an odd and varied kind, but each was given in simple good faith, with a kindly word, and a blessing, and that strange mixture of fear-meaning movements...

All of the passengers gave Jonathan something that was probably supposed to work against Dracula. Although he doesn't have the context of any of it, and everything was written by Stoker to amplify the very well played dread of what was going to happen if Jonathan made it to the pickup point, it's a detail that shines through the text. The people are both tired and scared of Dracula eating the young, so if they can do the impossible and save this stranger for a day or two then they will try it.

#dracula #jonathan harker

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theonion

Questioning how the bird could have possibly ended up more than 300 miles from the nearest ocean, sources confirmed Friday that a seagull that was spotted this far inland must be a total fuckup.

Several eyewitnesses, who watched the seagull aimlessly wander around a Target parking lot that was located two whole states away from any coastal habitat that could provide proper food, shelter, and protection to the animal, told reporters the bird was more than likely a complete shit-for-brains and a huge fucking embarrassment to its species.

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general-sleepy

[ID: A headline accompanying a picture of a seagull on pavement: "Seagull This Far Inland Must Be Total Fuckup". END ID]

#the onion #headlines

frostedmagnolias

Ocean Blue Sequin Beaded Sheer Net-Tulle Mermaid Flapper Gown

1920s

Timeless Vixen

life-is-molasses

jet-plane

[Image description: a social media post from brie @/ birthingbrie reading: "I didn't know my grandpa but he was an excellent woodworker and I found this in a box of old toys and screamed."

The post shows the image of a hand holding a wooden model of the starship Enterprise.

Below is a reply from Stone-Cold Local Milk Hen reading: "I love this - not least because it looks like something a civilization might produce after a violation of the Prime Directive."

End ID]

toastbutteregg

can-i-make-image-descriptions

[Image ID: Tweet from marc (@/ msnetiker) reading: this can't be the same internet I raised my neopets on /End ID]

real-language-facts

my infinite monkeys just wrote "penis". this is a good start

ewoly5

mine just wrote 'The Complete Works of Shakespeare', as in just those words. i feel they're just mocking me

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cannibalchicken

his lips are sealed

merps

[ID: Tweet by user fat_nerpa, "What the fuck do you want him to say?" with an image of a seal on a beach with 3 boom mics, from 3 different news stations, held in front of its face. /End ID]

help-me-yes

yes... ha ha ha... yes!

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