In Color!

[ID: The lead orc from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers says, "Looks like paprika hendl is back on the menu boys!" END ID]

[ID: A four-armed green monster in a gladiator helmet and a loincloth chases a blond woman through the ruins of a city, wielding a rapier longer than its body. The woman wears a metal bra and panties draped in diaphanous fabric, jeweled necklace, and sandles. There is a golden dagger hanging from her hip. END ID]

[ID: A dobermann with gentle eyes stands still on a table while people apply gloopy fake gore to its face and body. END ID]

I feel like this is what Robert Pattinson sees in his peripheral vision whenever he's doing an interview.

[Video Description: A clip from Twilight: New Moon. Bella looks tensely at Laurent. A ghostly apparition of Edward appears between them and grimly says to Bella, "Lie." She looks mildly startled, shuts her eyes, then looks mildly confused and says, "Yeah, absolutely. All the time." Immediately, Edward's ghost says emphatically, "Lie better." End Description]

[ID: In two old black and white photos, two fluffy kittens pose with a smiling paper crescent moon on a black background. The first photo is captioned "Alone on the Moon." END ID]

[ID: A picture of a woman holding a cat in a carrier. In the corner is an inset of another cat. Headline: "Woman Adopts Second Cat For First One To Terrorize While She At Work." END ID]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

Ohhh, yes!! Nigerian Pride is back on my dash!!!

[ID: A meme of Harrison Ford's reactions to two images. Beside a screenshot of Ed and Lorraine Warren from a Conjuring movie, Ford says "Baby boy. Baby." Beside a picture of the actual Warrens, he says "Evil." END ID]