Jonathan, writing at that little oak table:
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Jonathan, writing at that little oak table:
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The humanity displayed today to Jonathan in the face of the sheer terror that the Count inflicts on the country side was amazing. It's not only the coach who tries to save (or at least delay the arrival to Dracula's pickup point) Jonathan by arriving earlier, it's everyone in the travel. An entire group of people decided to risk their lives for a young english stranger who, in their eyes, is going towards his doom.
One by one several of the passengers offered me gifts, which they pressed upon me with an earnestness which would take no denial; these were certainly of an odd and varied kind, but each was given in simple good faith, with a kindly word, and a blessing, and that strange mixture of fear-meaning movements...
All of the passengers gave Jonathan something that was probably supposed to work against Dracula. Although he doesn't have the context of any of it, and everything was written by Stoker to amplify the very well played dread of what was going to happen if Jonathan made it to the pickup point, it's a detail that shines through the text. The people are both tired and scared of Dracula eating the young, so if they can do the impossible and save this stranger for a day or two then they will try it.
Questioning how the bird could have possibly ended up more than 300 miles from the nearest ocean, sources confirmed Friday that a seagull that was spotted this far inland must be a total fuckup.
Several eyewitnesses, who watched the seagull aimlessly wander around a Target parking lot that was located two whole states away from any coastal habitat that could provide proper food, shelter, and protection to the animal, told reporters the bird was more than likely a complete shit-for-brains and a huge fucking embarrassment to its species.
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Ocean Blue Sequin Beaded Sheer Net-Tulle Mermaid Flapper Gown
1920s
Timeless Vixen
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my infinite monkeys just wrote "penis". this is a good start
mine just wrote 'The Complete Works of Shakespeare', as in just those words. i feel they're just mocking me
his lips are sealed
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yes... ha ha ha... yes!
The way Death in a Different Place is written is INSANE. Let me say, I’m not usually much of a shipper in the traditional sense. My aro butt prefers to view the boys as a woefully codependent but beautiful next level friendship/chosen family situation.
But Death in a Different Place? Bro…every scene reads like Hutch is about to soft launch his own coming out to Starsky. To summarize for those of you who may need a refresher, another (and much older, and married) cop is killed and it quickly becomes apparent he was leading a double life and had ongoing affairs with men.
Starsky struggles with some homophobia, meanwhile Hutch is very quietly accepting about the whole thing. There’s a brief moment in the beginning where he’s surprised and even a little defensive, presumably given the fact the guy was married to a woman for 22 years. He says things like “John being gay doesn’t take away any of the other things he was” and, to Starsky, “if he’d come out to you how would you have felt” with this sense of resignation. It’s like he’s speaking from experience. Yall can tell me if I’m delusional but that’s 100% how it reads to me. Then at the end we have the absolutely iconic scene that’s been screenshot a billion times and also is, and always will be, insane
Hutch: “Starsky, would you consider that a man who spends seventy-five per cent of his time with another man has got certain tendencies?”
Starsky: “Seventy-five – you mean three-quarters?”
Hutch: “Right.”
Starsky: “Yeah. Sure. Why not. You mean that was the case between John and…”
Hutch: “No, no, that’s the case between you and me.”
Starsky: “What?!”
Hutch: “Well, figure it out. In a five-day week, there are about eighty waking hours, right?”
Starsky: “Yeah.”
Hutch: “We work, eat, and drink about twelve of those hours, right? That’s sixty hours a week, seventy-five per cent of the time we spend together and you’re not even a good kisser.”
Starsky: “How do you know that?”
This isn’t even factoring in the significant chunk of off-duty time we know they spend together, so the number’s higher than 75%. But anyway. Why’s Hutch out here gentle-parenting Starsky into accepting they’re basically gay? WHAT the hell was the goal of this dialogue?!
I love how you phrased every scene reads like Hutch is about to soft launch his own coming out to Starsky. I agree, and that's one of the reasons I love Death in a Different Place so much!
There's an academic book called Ethereal queer: Television, Historicity, Desire. It has a lengthy analysis of this episode, and I love this quote:
I want to notice the richness of this episode before anticipating the work of the subsequent chapters of the book, because it provides one of the best examples I have come across of the synchronization of queer and televisual time as a mater of life and death, that is, as a mater of being or becoming queer dispersed across television’s many times. In its exemplarity, it is not, however, unusual in its frank examination of social issues in 1970s prime-time television. What distinguishes it from its companion “gay episodes” may be simply the sheer volume of its gayness: the proliferation of gay characters, sights, sounds, places, and issues seeps into the queerness of the buddy relationship between the two protagonists. By the time the episode is over, everything’s queer.

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I just think it would be better for everyone if the people who make adhesive for maxi pads and the people who make adhesive for bookstore price stickers switched jobs
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Arthur Said Gay Rats
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Yeah lesbians may drive Subarus. But do you know what enben drive?
Whatever gets them/their
IM DONE. IM FINALLY DONE WITH THIS DUMB BIRDS AFTER TWO MONTHS. KINDA MID BUT IDCCCC
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Wunmi Mosaku as Annie.
"She is a spiritualist, conjure woman, and a healer. She is a pillar and center in the community. She owns a little shop with roots, herbs, and she also cooks. She is Smoke’s other half. She is a part of him in a way that she’s his healer and his sanctuary, his place of vulnerability and openness. He can’t hide from her. Neither can she hide from him. She’s a mother and she’s someone who is deeply rooted in her traditions. She’s connected to the motherland, and she’s connected to the spiritual world—she’s a very powerful person."- Wunmi Mosaku.
Sinners (2025) │ Directed by Ryan Coogler.
“This character is dead in canon” to you. They’re dead in canon to you. To me they’re fine