In Color!

I feel like this is what Robert Pattinson sees in his peripheral vision whenever he's doing an interview.

[Video Description: A clip from Twilight: New Moon. Bella looks tensely at Laurent. A ghostly apparition of Edward appears between them and grimly says to Bella, "Lie." She looks mildly startled, shuts her eyes, then looks mildly confused and says, "Yeah, absolutely. All the time." Immediately, Edward's ghost says emphatically, "Lie better." End Description]

[ID: In two old black and white photos, two fluffy kittens pose with a smiling paper crescent moon on a black background. The first photo is captioned "Alone on the Moon." END ID]

[ID: A picture of a woman holding a cat in a carrier. In the corner is an inset of another cat. Headline: "Woman Adopts Second Cat For First One To Terrorize While She At Work." END ID]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

Ohhh, yes!! Nigerian Pride is back on my dash!!!

[ID: A meme of Harrison Ford's reactions to two images. Beside a screenshot of Ed and Lorraine Warren from a Conjuring movie, Ford says "Baby boy. Baby." Beside a picture of the actual Warrens, he says "Evil." END ID]

absolutely love abusing the power that comes with 3rd person limited pov and just ignoring things and being vague sometimes. does the character know all the details? no? then I don't have to either.

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.