the dogs^ name is Steve

The word you are looking for is an ensemble cast. You like the ensemble cast. Not found family.

i love dan and phil so much. they drop a video that's the emotional equivalent of several back-to-back nuclear bombs and end it on dan asking phil to piss in him. there is no experience like this anywhere else on earth

i can absolutely believe that phil confessed to having UPLOADED a video of them kissing to his channel, before either of them acknowledged d♡p

sure. what the hell Bring out the tonberry while im already just absolutely flattened on the ground run over by a semitruck

The sad truth though is the output would instantly dwindle once they were real queer men

Teach girls to prioritize feeling safe over being nice.

people on this hellsite will be like "oh you donated money through an internationally vetted organization that feeds the people of gaza directly without the chance of hamas stealing food out of the mouths of the hungry? that pales in comparison to my strategy: hating jews"

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

sometimes u headcanon a character as a sexuality but then also ship things that contradict that. sometimes you ship things you would NEVER EVER want in canon. this is because these things are fun and silly and not legally binding.

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary