who in their right mind would frost a CAKE with their BUTT?!

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The American century of humiliation is goin great 👍

its really a shame that Falin, the best freaking character in Dungeon Meshi, is like, barely in the anime at all. 24 episodes and she's in like, two of them. yes she's in plenty of flashback type moments but like, she gets turned into a dragon pretty much immediately after they revive her! And get that great scene where she kills everybody, but after that she is gone once again, so frustrating

this is my biggest criticism of dunmeshi in general tbh like I love Falin so much and the lengths the cast go to to rescue her tells you exactly how important she is and what she means to them but I wish we got to spend more time with Falin and learned more about her. cause the little drops of characterization we get from her are awesome! i love her so much!! give me more of her!! perhaps we are the same as Laios' party in that way, desperate to have more Falin in our lives, to see her again. well played ryoko kui fuck you

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

Oh okay. Alright. Random HL3 teaser *after* Summer Game's Fest sure is a choice.

Un-self-conscious bisexuality, the kind that doesn't name itself, is the sexuality of dim antiquity stretching back into prehistory. Think Gilgamesh and Enkidu. As humans learned to introspect, behaviors were categorized and humans themselves were grouped on top of that, with semi-arbitrary moral weights added at each step. Think Adam, the ur-categorizer, becoming aware of his own nakedness. This is the least bisexual phase of human history - when it could neither be acted upon nor even thought of, since at first the categories were too crude for that. But over time the categories have been refined and partly, only partly, stripped of their moral weight. Projecting this process to its completion, we can imagine an endpoint in the bisexuality of science fiction - a synthesis of the polymorphous perversity of early man and the self-awareness of civilization, each half of the dyad negating the faults of the other. So yes.

As soon as I turn 18 I'm gonna submit myself into the Sexy Woman contests and watch as I loose to Cube Woman: The Woman Cube With Boobs

Cube Woman: The Woman Cube With Boobs is not a real thing btw yeah I can see you reaching for the search bar

You've locked me into a future of failure

@sexy-people-contests-2026

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so we all agree that xkcd 1227 is about how the industrial revolution dramatically increased the pace of the average person's life, right?

"when all you have a hammer every problem starts to look like a nail" is such a stupid fucking saying. like what are you saying. every problem IS a nail. it's all nails. what the fuck do you think the hammer is for????

have you tried putting down the hammer and thinking about this again

what kind of suggestion is that? i have a hammer! i'm gonna use the hammer! its rsally effective on nails of course im gonna keep using the hammer. what a silly silly suggestion

you ever listen to a song so hard you almost throw up