who in their right mind would frost a CAKE with their BUTT?!

Wanna feel young? Nematodes first evolved about 525 million years ago.

"no one is arguing hrt for kids" i ammmm<3

"having another drink " basically always sounds like a good idea. but it (and rhis is the counterintuitive bit) is not always IS a good idea

going to the corner store to get more corners

i don't think you can conclude that people picking the 50k are inumerate. the right choice would depend on the individuals utility function and current wealth, right?

Yeah seems like a function of risk tolerance

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

coming back to life just to have the freakiest sex possible with the guy that killed me

~ Awake Remembrance of These Valiant Dead Kia Hua Ko Te Pai Snap Back to Reality Oops There Goes Gravity

i <3 pissing in nature