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normally I would not just screenshot myself and post it here but it’s Friday and I’m feeling lazy

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The Muppets s01e01
Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks
Happy Pride Month
Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.
I'm dying........ my grandpa cheated on my grandma, but she thought she looked really good in their wedding photo... so she cut him out of it and framed it.
I love her reasoning for this. "Well, my husband is trash and I don't want to see his face on the wedding pictures anymore, but I personally think I look great in them, so I'll just cut him out and put the pictures back up" and then she went and actually DID IT
Detail: my grandma did this when she separated from my grandpa in 1993, which was also the year she was battling CANCER. My grandma was going to the hospital during the day to go get cancer treatment, coming home, and cutting my grandpa out of every picture she could find. So you can imagine how angry she was
Just for the record: MY GRANDMA IS STILL ALIVE. She survived the cancer!
being on doxxing terms with a tumblr mutual is kinda funny like we met at yaoi university and now an year later we both know each other's exact locations

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Question: Right now?
Response: Right now.
'I'm going to do some experimenting now,' you say. 'Um - do we need permits for this?'
Allan waves off your concern. 'Absolutely not.'
'And... do you have extra rocks?'
He laughs. 'Do we?'
It turns out they have a lot. He disappears into a shed and returns with a bucket of small rocks. 'Come back if you need more - you'd be doing us a favour.'
You eye the bucket warily. 'Should be plenty. Thanks so much.' You wait until Allan turns his back, then lift the bucket with a grunt - a career in street magic and bookkeeping has done nothing for your arm strength - and every step you take swings it into your shins.
Lex winces. 'Do you want me to -' Without waiting for an answer, they take the bucket. 'I thought this would be heavier.'
'I don't use my arms a lot,' you say defensively. 'My legs are fine, though. Because of the stairs.'
'Mine are better,' they say with a snort. 'Come on, let's go.'
--
Lex ignores your offer to take turns with the bucket, and swings it at their side with ease all the way to your front yard.
You beat them to the gate and swing it open. Lex walks up to the porch and sets the bucket down by the door. 'It's still not that heavy.'
'Not where my skills are.' You pluck a stone from the top and make it disappear behind your hands with a flourish. 'Still got this, though.'
They cheer.
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You open the front door and let Deema know what happened at the garden and that you'll be playing with sigils on the porch. She grumbles a thanks for the warning, and for making sure she would also be able to manage the sigils once they're installed.
'But you'll need a way to clearly distinguish which stones are part of the sigil and which aren't. At the very least, a distinguishing stone to switch out.' She brings Reginald out to watch you, then retreats back indoors. You wave at him, and he falls to his right.
You scratch your chin and mutter to yourself, 'If I were a kid, I'd want to keep the stone that looks very different from all the other ones. Might have to make them all the same colour or something.'
You lay the stones out in a larger sigil on the front porch to keep it on the weaker side, and after holding your hands on top of it at different points, settle on two rows of rocks to make the lines more consistent.
The inconsistencies in sizes still sets you back, until you figure out you can re-balance the sigils by changing the lengths of the spokes around them. Having the spokes set to different lengths goes against everything you've learned about sigils, but you guess this is just part of breaking the rules once you know them.
What are you doing first?
Heading back to the garden.
Sorting out Hafiza's records.
My experiments with food continue 😌 by Fantastic_Head_2350 on reddit.
[shaking your hand] hey you ever hear about the scorpion and the frog [not letting go] exciting friends and a good adventure
everytime i want something i should be shot in the head
wanting to get shot in the head for wanting something is also wanting
when 2015 comes back i’ll be ready

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THIS IS MY CIRCUS YOU ARE MY MONKEYS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND.
Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit
Imagine operating in the Real LOL I’ve been symbolic for years
I was at a diner with some friends and a very tall woman with very red hair and very high heels came up to our table and introduced herself as a professional intuitive medium. We were polite as she proceeded to fumble her way through some cold reads. Are we artists? Yes you could say that. She showed us her evil eye necklace. Which was a swapmeet-esque resin butterfly adorned with what might have been a nazar. She said she had just moved from Sedona, which made a lot of sense. Of the new-age inclined towns orbiting Los Angeles Sedona is a provincial capital. I think she could tell the cold reading was not going well, so she thanked us for our time and headed back to her table. She sat with a man about her age in a fedora and a pointed goatee whose name I assumed was something like "Dante" or "Cuervo." I wish them well.
I feel I didn't do her justice. She was wearing very high heels but this woman must have been six feet without them. She was very tall, and her cloud of hair only made her taller. From the sheer size of her pupils and the way she fingered the necklace she was in the midst of something psychoactive. She also wore a huge green coat with lots of buckles. Also of note; big golden multi-knuckle ring that said "SAPPHIC."

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Huge shout to my friend from an undergraduate philosophy program who started working out every single day, not for health benefits or to become conventionally attractive or whatever, but because -- and this is a direct quote -- he was concerned that otherwise he might "become lost in the world of signs and forget the things they signify". I have thought about this every single time that I've worked out since.
it’s 2026 i think it’s high time we left mind-body dualism behind us as a species. let’s go into 2027 with the full understanding that we are our bodies and that our consciousness cannot be separated from them thank you