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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Breha Organa & Darth Vader Characters: Breha Organa, Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader Additional Tags: Women Being Awesome, Darth Vader Finds Out Leia Organa is Padmé Amidala and Anakin Skywalker’s Child, Good Parents Bail Organa and Breha Organa, POV Breha Organa, BAMF Breha Organa, Disability, Planet Alderaan (Star Wars), Darth Vader is a Disaster, Darth Vader Has Issues, Darth Vader’s Suit is a Medical Abomination, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Holding Oneself Hostage, Expecting to Die, Force Mind Reading (Star Wars), Force Choking (Star Wars), Character Study, That One Conversation You Wish Canon Had, Darth Vader’s Mommy Issues, Mommy Issues Summary:

As a new moon hangs over Alderaan, Darth Vader comes to Breha Organa to discuss the matter of Princess Leia.

“Let us imagine a daughter of Padmé Amidala,” Breha offers. A peace offering. “A daughter of the Emperor’s most beloved martyr. How could such a girl, if she did exist, ever grow out of that shadow? Would it not be cruel to raise her under such… public scrutiny?”

Vader doesn’t answer. His harsh, rasping breath fills the inches between them. Breha’s pulmonodes work silently, glowing in her chest, warmer and fuller than the harsh pinpricks of his suit. There are pleasing aesthetics to be had in refusing to submit to flesh. Useful ones.

Vader takes a step back, folds his hands behind him. The menace of him still fills the room, but it’s his own attempt at a peace offering. As much as violence begets violence, peace begets peace just the same. Whether that will be enough to survive this encounter remains to be seen. How fortunate for Breha that she has already made her peace with death.

“Why was I not informed?” Vader asks.

“Why would you be?”

sunderwight

The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.

natalieironside

If u could bring dead ppl back 2 life with magic like in video games the hollywood stunt scene would be out of control. There'd be professional snuff actors winning awards for dying the best. Producers would be like "If u need somebody to get killed in a film call up Resurrection Eddie, nobody gets killed as good as Eddie"

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magicalmanhattanproject

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Breha Organa & Darth Vader Characters: Breha Organa, Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader Additional Tags: Women Being Awesome, Darth Vader Finds Out Leia Organa is Padmé Amidala and Anakin Skywalker’s Child, Good Parents Bail Organa and Breha Organa, POV Breha Organa, BAMF Breha Organa, Disability, Planet Alderaan (Star Wars), Darth Vader is a Disaster, Darth Vader Has Issues, Darth Vader’s Suit is a Medical Abomination, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Holding Oneself Hostage, Expecting to Die, Force Mind Reading (Star Wars), Force Choking (Star Wars), Character Study, That One Conversation You Wish Canon Had, Darth Vader’s Mommy Issues, Mommy Issues Summary:

As a new moon hangs over Alderaan, Darth Vader comes to Breha Organa to discuss the matter of Princess Leia.

“Let us imagine a daughter of Padmé Amidala,” Breha offers. A peace offering. “A daughter of the Emperor’s most beloved martyr. How could such a girl, if she did exist, ever grow out of that shadow? Would it not be cruel to raise her under such… public scrutiny?”

Vader doesn’t answer. His harsh, rasping breath fills the inches between them. Breha’s pulmonodes work silently, glowing in her chest, warmer and fuller than the harsh pinpricks of his suit. There are pleasing aesthetics to be had in refusing to submit to flesh. Useful ones.

Vader takes a step back, folds his hands behind him. The menace of him still fills the room, but it’s his own attempt at a peace offering. As much as violence begets violence, peace begets peace just the same. Whether that will be enough to survive this encounter remains to be seen. How fortunate for Breha that she has already made her peace with death.

“Why was I not informed?” Vader asks.

“Why would you be?”

superherospinoff

[Image ID: Screenshot of a paragraph that reads ‘Batman is quite famously an orphan, as are the first two Robins. For years Tim Drake was unusual among the Batclan in having a living parent, but eventually the temptations of orphanhood overcame the writers. End ID]

still one of the funniest ways i’ve ever heard tim’s backstory recapped

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lurker-lenore

I am deeply uncomfortable with this man's corner

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jewfrogs

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

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andthepeople

love that jabba in the original trilogy is like BRING ME HAN SOLO!!! HUNT HAN SOLO ACROSS THE GALAXY!!!! I WILL HANG HIM ON MY WALL LIKE A CHEAP PAINTING!!!! meanwhile chewie who no doubt also cheated jabba out of whatever they cheated him out of has no heat on him whatsoever. even jabba's not ballsy enough to start shit with a wookiee. no solid evidence chewie could rip a hutt's arms off but jabba is not going to be the idiot to test that

loveridden1999

what are white gay men going through

dramatic-dolphin

since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.

apricops

“I did some research to pronounce this name correctly” = 👍 great! even if the pronunciation was still off (and learning to pronounce a foreign language correctly takes a lot of practice) people generally appreciate it when someone goes the extra mile for accuracy, and honestly, languages are cool

“I’m probably not saying that correctly”/“sorry for my pronunciation” = 👍 understandable! foreign languages often have sounds that aren’t used in English and learning to correctly pronounce unfamiliar phonemes is genuinely difficult even with help

“lol I’m not even gonna TRY to pronounce that 😂” = 👎 THIS is the problem, if treats languages other than English like they are inherently ‘weird’ or ‘overly complicated’ just because you aren’t familiar with them

“One thousand apologies for my butchering of this beautiful effervescent tongue, I will now flagellate myself as punishment for my crimes” = 👎 chill

loveridden1999

i don't care what those tiktok and instagram influencers tell you, have three meals a day!!! have a snack!! have that sweet treat!! have food that makes you feel good!!! especially if you're a woman!! starving yourself to look "desirable" will only make you desirable to people who want you to stay malnourished forever. it's a cycle of misery!!

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garaks-padded-cell

americans be like dude learning to drive isnt that bad but they dont know youre in ireland sharing a lane with a horse who is a bad person. And the horse and the instructor are friends and he keeps dapping the horse up through the window. And the horse called you a bitch under his breath so quiet the driving instructor is trying to convince you that you must have misheard him but you didnt. and theres a roundabout coming up and the horse didnt indicate

z-nogyrop

imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to

and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they’re like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly they’re offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.

and like, salad isn’t even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesn’t have to be fancy salad, they’ll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that we’re practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange we’re protected from danger, we have great living conditions, it’s basically paradise compared to life on earth

imagine

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now realize that this is what bees have done to us

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