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If u could bring dead ppl back 2 life with magic like in video games the hollywood stunt scene would be out of control. There'd be professional snuff actors winning awards for dying the best. Producers would be like "If u need somebody to get killed in a film call up Resurrection Eddie, nobody gets killed as good as Eddie"
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Breha Organa & Darth Vader Characters: Breha Organa, Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader Additional Tags: Women Being Awesome, Darth Vader Finds Out Leia Organa is PadmĂŠ Amidala and Anakin Skywalkerâs Child, Good Parents Bail Organa and Breha Organa, POV Breha Organa, BAMF Breha Organa, Disability, Planet Alderaan (Star Wars), Darth Vader is a Disaster, Darth Vader Has Issues, Darth Vaderâs Suit is a Medical Abomination, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Holding Oneself Hostage, Expecting to Die, Force Mind Reading (Star Wars), Force Choking (Star Wars), Character Study, That One Conversation You Wish Canon Had, Darth Vaderâs Mommy Issues, Mommy Issues Summary:
As a new moon hangs over Alderaan, Darth Vader comes to Breha Organa to discuss the matter of Princess Leia.
âLet us imagine a daughter of PadmĂŠ Amidala,â Breha offers. A peace offering. âA daughter of the Emperorâs most beloved martyr. How could such a girl, if she did exist, ever grow out of that shadow? Would it not be cruel to raise her under such⌠public scrutiny?â
Vader doesnât answer. His harsh, rasping breath fills the inches between them. Brehaâs pulmonodes work silently, glowing in her chest, warmer and fuller than the harsh pinpricks of his suit. There are pleasing aesthetics to be had in refusing to submit to flesh. Useful ones.
Vader takes a step back, folds his hands behind him. The menace of him still fills the room, but itâs his own attempt at a peace offering. As much as violence begets violence, peace begets peace just the same. Whether that will be enough to survive this encounter remains to be seen. How fortunate for Breha that she has already made her peace with death.
âWhy was I not informed?â Vader asks.
âWhy would you be?â
[Image ID: Screenshot of a paragraph that reads âBatman is quite famously an orphan, as are the first two Robins. For years Tim Drake was unusual among the Batclan in having a living parent, but eventually the temptations of orphanhood overcame the writers. End ID]
still one of the funniest ways iâve ever heard timâs backstory recappedÂ

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I am deeply uncomfortable with this man's corner
falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy
falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs
love that jabba in the original trilogy is like BRING ME HAN SOLO!!! HUNT HAN SOLO ACROSS THE GALAXY!!!! I WILL HANG HIM ON MY WALL LIKE A CHEAP PAINTING!!!! meanwhile chewie who no doubt also cheated jabba out of whatever they cheated him out of has no heat on him whatsoever. even jabba's not ballsy enough to start shit with a wookiee. no solid evidence chewie could rip a hutt's arms off but jabba is not going to be the idiot to test that
what are white gay men going through

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since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.
âI did some research to pronounce this name correctlyâ = đ great! even if the pronunciation was still off (and learning to pronounce a foreign language correctly takes a lot of practice) people generally appreciate it when someone goes the extra mile for accuracy, and honestly, languages are cool
âIâm probably not saying that correctlyâ/âsorry for my pronunciationâ = đ understandable! foreign languages often have sounds that arenât used in English and learning to correctly pronounce unfamiliar phonemes is genuinely difficult even with help
âlol Iâm not even gonna TRY to pronounce that đâ = đ THIS is the problem, if treats languages other than English like they are inherently âweirdâ or âoverly complicatedâ just because you arenât familiar with them
âOne thousand apologies for my butchering of this beautiful effervescent tongue, I will now flagellate myself as punishment for my crimesâ = đ chill
i don't care what those tiktok and instagram influencers tell you, have three meals a day!!! have a snack!! have that sweet treat!! have food that makes you feel good!!! especially if you're a woman!! starving yourself to look "desirable" will only make you desirable to people who want you to stay malnourished forever. it's a cycle of misery!!
americans be like dude learning to drive isnt that bad but they dont know youre in ireland sharing a lane with a horse who is a bad person. And the horse and the instructor are friends and he keeps dapping the horse up through the window. And the horse called you a bitch under his breath so quiet the driving instructor is trying to convince you that you must have misheard him but you didnt. and theres a roundabout coming up and the horse didnt indicate
imagine we make contact with an alien species thatâs like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to
and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and theyâre like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly theyâre offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.
and like, salad isnât even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesnât have to be fancy salad, theyâll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that weâre practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange weâre protected from danger, we have great living conditions, itâs basically paradise compared to life on earth
imagine
now realize that this is what bees have done to us
I'm not necessarily rooting for the US in the world cup but I do think it would be funny if they made a deep run if only because I feel like, for countries that are actually good at international football, "You lost to the USAmericans" would make for god tier trash talk
Imagine you're from a country where this sport is like a national civic religion and you lose to a bunch of dork ass losers who call it soccer. There's no coming back from that

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Summer vibes.
Unrestrained summer fun.
[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me todayâŚ.[grows grave and guarded] theyâre conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool