Lipstick and Loneliness

estrogen will not turn you into a cute anime girl but it will turn you into some random girl you'd find on the train or at the store

Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

The fact that im getting raw dogged by life everyday. Don’t have any medication to take the edge off. Nor any addiction, I don’t even got a religion or spirituality to fall back on. Im facing this life stone cold sober every goddamn day??? Why???

“tits or ass” who am i to say that the sun is more beautiful than the moon? that the rain is more important than the sunshine? we must uplift both as treasures that enrich our lives, not as enemies to compete for our affections. but ass probably

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

@nooowestayandgetcaught

STOP BRINGING THIS BACK EVERY JUNE

… I’ve just queued this up for next June. Because reasons

aren’t all rats technically “rat bastards.” i mean they don’t have a concept of marriage

post canceled i forgot that mr. ratburn got gay married. my apologies king

I run dnd for a bunch of teenagers at the public library twice a month, and I created a character for them to like, and my teens are so obsessed with this rat that speaks common that they paid for him to go to college, and about once a week one of them comes in to the library to show me a cute picture of a rat that reminded them of him.

God this story is so blessed thank you

hey sorry i'm covered in blood...do you still wanna hit?

I want to take a dollar bill and write “are you Misha Collins” on it and maybe one day it’ll end up in his hands and he’d be the one mind fucked for once

DOING THIS ON EVERY DOLLAR I COME ACROSS

fandom will take over american currency

i cannot wait til he gets one and tweets about it omfg

girls when they dont know if they hate dogs or kids more so they cant decide which side they r on when it comes to pitbulls eating children

i love all gods creatures

this post isnt about you

all external situations are reflections of your internal reality. everything is about me.

*And R1 zoning, and parking minimums, and NIMBYs

Curiosity is millions of miles from home and is doing its dream job. The song is not sad, to me, it is proud parents calling to say I Love You My Blessed Child