im mender

thats not true

I wasn't taught hunter's safety, I was taught self defense, in a class. And I very much didn't say those were the only 4 rules— just the first 4 I was taught before they let us touch a real gun. Which I do think is hilarious because *points at video* look at those fucking idiots who should all never have had the ability to touch a gun ever.

youre both making shit up

first rule of gun safety: don't worry about ittttttt

Have fun and be yourself

first rule of gun safety: don't talk about gun safety

are you in the Clown Liberation Offensive World National Party US Syndicated Yanks?

i thimk im in rabbits with you

I actually do call the bottom button on PlayStation controllers the “cross” button

tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"

man come on

PMDD pokémon mystery dungeon disorder

Reimu smoking is honestly maybe the hottest touhou thing ever

she loves 2 blow the smoke in my face but thats ok thats my miko love my miko

Nice! That’s love all right! She’s sharing her adult habits with you!

ohhh when i cough much and it hurts so bad and it feels like my lungs's head is being very kicked it is love

its actually arabic for 'the buquerque'

ice cream truck blasting gymnopedie no. 1 while a bunch of really forlorn children chase after it