I Like Yellow Now

Yes I am Canadian

Everyone thinks it’s Tea-Bot, no worries

My favourite tea is passionfruit boba

Yeah people put my posts on other sites a lot lmao. what can you do

I got the URL by listing off a bunch of short words that feel good in my mouth and jamming ‘em together in different combos until I found one that felt best to say

It is absolutely fine to ask me for advice on stuff, just know I might not answer or it may take a while to think of how to say stuff properly

No I’m not famous, I’ve just been here a long ass time and am incapable of shutting up. It’s a monkeys with typewriters situation, I’m just rolling with it

My art tag is #Doodleboot if you’re looking for stuff! :D

I do private security for a living, tag for that is #Teablart. Yes that is a Paul Blart Mall Cop reference. No I do not carry weapons.

Yes I am the guy from the Turbo Divorce post

Yes I am the guy from the Mike With A Haircut Top Surgery post

Yes I am the guy who wrote the Olaf Rant

No, Olaf the Snowman does not plague me any longer. The bizarre demonic rage that possessed me like a dark spirit passed almost immediately after I wrote that post. I have no explanation for why that happened

#Ollieposting is the tag for all updates on my most precious and beautiful firstborn son, who I love more than anything else on this good green earth. Yes he is a cat

The bus comic I doodled can be found here

I've actually done a hand tutorial!!! One sec lemme find that shit

UPDATE: I found it!!

Honestly it's mostly just been experimenting with settings and layers? I do absolutely still PREFER physical media, but digital is just so much cheaper and faster and I can do it anywhere at all, and without the toxic ingredients that might poison my boy.

Lol was this you

Seriously bruh, if you wanna make a case about nutritional defecits and the declining vitamin and mineral content in agricultural produce, the overall failure of public school physical education to provide any productive and meaningful instruction on personal health and correct methods of exercise, the ever-increasing cost of healthy foods, and the frankly shameful rate of child hunger and food waste all collectively contributing to poorer health in persons of ALL body types, I'm happy to play ball, but if the beginning and end of your platform is "there are more fat people than there used to be and being fat is bad so promoting eating disorders and drug abuse is good actually" then you are straight up wasting everyone's time

"Uhhh but everyone was skinny in 1920 look at this "fat lady" who was in a freak show at the circus lol and look how average she would be now" do you have any idea how many vitamins and other supplements we have had to insert into the food and water supply to combat widespread malnutrition in the last several decades

You realize how many people had teeth rotting out of their heads before we put fluoride in drinking water

Jesus fucking christ, google "B12 defecit"

The population was skinnier because we were constantly on the precipice of dying from shit like low zinc, you absolute dingbat