sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow

i can no longer tolerate the fallibility of language. let's all punch each other in the head

love when people misquote pangrams in ways that make them no longer pangrams. "a quick brown fox jumped over a lazy dog" is so fun

black quartz sphynx judge my vow

surprisingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes

it's like it disconnects the pangram from its function and just presents it as a Concept. you have to consider what the words actually mean. waltz job vexes a quick frog nymph. imagine it...

yuck

penultimate is such a good word. its like....maybe the second best word

stairs are so funny. falling 100 meters will kill you. solution? fall 10 centimeters a thousand times.

they invented all those neat si prefixes and people still talk like this

falling a hectometer will kill you. solution? fall a decimeter a kilotime.

I don’t really get angry about celebrities having bad opinions but I do think that if Ed Sheeran released a song called “I have never played mancala (and I don’t want to know how)”, about how he has never played mancala and doesn’t want to be taught how, I would become so viscerally angry that I might start biting people

i will invent a new letter of the alpabet tomorrow

will you all be mad at me if i said i cant type it

yes

i had real life sex with the rosetta stone and did not like it

they call my dick excalibur. because it sat in a lake for a long time . no other reasons