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nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

in the early 21st-century, the “small business” was a sort of small temple run by a local warlord. Patrons could purchase small trinkets and be granted absolution for the sins of their empire. This was called “ethical consumption.”

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

happy june 12 to you

we regret to inform everyone that the world’s most microwaveable hamster has left us for the arms of the lord

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

op finally posted bee movie erotica (erotic movie for bees)

BEES IN THE CUCK CHAIR