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Babe, are you okay? You reblogged Nick Barlow’s Clusterfuck/Keep It Together again

great minds think of dykes

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

your cat was an honor to see in the window

(confidently) no, that's a self-tolling bell. it tolls automatically, signifying nothing for the hearer. why

When i don’t post for a few minutes thats me moving in SILENCE. Know that i’m moving in silence in those moments.