Trashcans need to be inviting

i haven't been playing tumblr as much because i've been outside inhaling pollen

Atlanta I do not want to be here anymore let me go back to my beautiful ohio

Actually the airport screen informed me that my beautiful ohio is 86 degrees and is in fact hotter than atlanta right now. why does she do this to me

when guys lift their arms up and their shirt rides up and you can see the band of their underwear above their pants. send tweet

Btw I loooove starting a post like "also" "by the way" "and another thing" when there was fully no conversation or preceding thought. U will experience my posts en media res

Why the fuck are dads just like *grunts* *sniffs* *sigh* *cough* *sniff* *grunts* like sir can I help you

How could I forget the classic Most Frightening God Damn Sneeze You've Heard In Your Life

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea