Mr. Sterling's Right Hand Arm...Man

"Grandma!"

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

Mommy hopes this email finds you well. Mommy is sending a gentle reminder about her email dated July 13th. Has Kitten been able to review Mommy's query? Mommy is looking forward to your reply at your earliest convenience.

Warm regards,