Mr. Sterling's Right Hand Arm...Man

i need crossword puzzles to stop giving me sports clues. dont ask me about football stars and nba championships and baseball team names. im the kind of nerd who chooses to do crossword puzzles why would you expect this of me. cruel and unusual.

Reblog to give yourself bigger tits.

thought this would be common knowledge but if you're a male actor and you wouldn't frot with another male actor in front of the camera while moaning into each other's open mouths and drooling and making puddles on the floor you simply shouldn't be an actor. didn't think this needed to be said but i guess some of you really don't even know the first thing about acting

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

show me your dicks

Oh... I only have one unfortunately :(

for now...

also im sorry that youve never had an emotionally intense friendship that confused other people including you and the other person. its really thrilling. hope you can experience it some day

you met me at a very difficult time in my life (Thursday morning)

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away