Mr. Sterling's Right Hand Arm...Man

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

i don't like who i become when i get too horny. he has no morals

Happy national underwear day :) remember to be kind to ur local underwear fetishist (me) by telling him what underwear you’re wearing!

bricked up after a kiss? my type of man

hey, don't be sad. a hairy dad is bouncing and moaning on it somewhere.

have fun with your "slutweed" or whatever, Im fine with my smartweed. [puffs on a corncob pipe while stroking chin thoughtfully] [clearly has a raging erection]

Someone will say "as a queer person in the heart of empire, my life is in danger every day" and you'll find out they're a developer for Amazon and live in San Francisco or Seattle or some shit, and then you'll meet a trans girl from Alva, OK who's like "Yeah, things are pretty good. AutoZone moved me to full-time."

Someone in a queer group in my current blue city said that they didn't like expressions of solidarity because it "diluted their oppression".