An Ass to Surpass Metal Gear

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

once again thinking about the solid snake panty lines tweet

dont let solid snakes panties distract you from solid snakes corset btw

@solidsnakesasscheeks

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

people should appreciate how hard it is committing to a bit that nobody really cares about

Oh my god reblog to save a me thank you

Reblogging even though it's way past Halloween bc this is an important reminder!

Stay away from anything with charcoal during this season if you are on ANY medication!!!

alternatives: black cocoa powder (for sweet dishes), squid ink (for savory dishes), black candy melts (for chocolates), mixing red + green + blue food coloring together (general use)

i just realised i didnt add 'in my friendgroup' and now it just looks like i got rid of all the lesbians and i'm sad about it

First cavewoman to notice grugetta's back looks really nice when she's banging rocks together