Lovecore Warrior

scared out of my mind. anyway i love you

WHERE is that poem about that person learning all about their partners hyperfixation before getting dumped the last line is like "love is a stack of books on my nightstand with a bookmark near the end" I need it to feel whole help me please

how am I supposed to stay sane after reading this smh

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

truthberry (makes you tell the truth) vs lieberry (gives you an immediate understanding of the dewey decimal system)

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

If you’re ever stuck when writing a story, break your main characters legs and then have a milf show up. She doesn’t have to help

Stephen King’s Misery

its increasing ?

nervous breakthrough