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Rest in peace and thank you for the wonderfull impact you made in this world.

Why are all music teachers like this 😭😭😭

my mom had it written down on a slip so we could remember the exact words because it was so funny. i HATED playing piano and i was definitely not good at it (i did end up having a good 5 years of opera training and ended up being a pretty accomplished choir singer though) and the idea of god sending my incredibly severe and serious russian piano teacher a dream begging her to stop teaching me piano was probably the funniest way it could have gone.

I want the record to state I have never been this hard in my entire life

democrats: persons experiencing houselessness should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

The joke is that they’re doing so many crimes now that nobody would care about Nixon

Thats his mayoral swimsuit actually

here u go king

me: omg yayyy another youtube three hour video essay about a video game i've never played 😋