oh no!

Help me. I am a 8 year old boy living in the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our shelves are empty and we are hungry. I am asking you to liberate my state of Connecticut with your Chengdu J-20 Stealth air superiority fighters and your Dongfeng 41 Missiles.

Sigourney Weaver, Alien, 1979

in honor of the evasive wentzross tiktok remember when patd broke up not only did pete keep brendon and spencer on the label and they kept the name without ryan knowing BUT ALSO pete started faciliating this mere weeks after the infamous wentzross oscar wilde sleepover AND while brendon+spencer and fob were on tour with blink right after they tried to get ryan ross’ childhood hero mark hoppus to produce new perspective and pete was tweeting about how much better it was than the “old version” and the journalist reporting literally all of this play by play plus ryans coke issues and the young veins flopping cowrote the 250 page book about petes ex girlfriend . and the mark hoppus thing ended up not happening but imagine. literally what on earth happened at that sleepover

Either that night or very soon after that Pete and Ryan had a falling out that led to the first panic! breakup. So I call it the threesome of doom because something clearly happened that night and I like to imagine (with all the context clues they've given us) that the 3 of them hooked up and the sex was so bad that panic had to break up because Ryan and Pete could never look each other in the eyes again

How could I forget.

Im him