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some people on the internet have only been on here for five minutes
i will never get over this one iâm afraid

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hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing
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you make one fucking post where the point is âwomen are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ânaturalâ size and shape of womenâ and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldnât exist if they ate better growing up. iâm sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.
Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.
I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

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IDK I think if cis men are being told that being fat will lower their testosterone and make them Insufficiently Masculine, and cis women are being told that being fat will raise their testosterone and make them Excessively Masculine, and fat trans people are being denied the right to medically transition if they're fat, and thin trans people are warned against HRT because it will make them fat (and this is said about both testosterone and estrogen HRT), and androgynous-presenting people are told that only thin people count as androgynous...
Then maybe...
Maybe...
Maybe the weight loss industry is just using Gender to enforce fatphobia.
wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck
i think "turning into a pumpkin" is my new favorite way to articulate the state of things when I am at a function and very overstimulated and it feels like my brain is melting. it's like no i can't be a person anymore i have to leave i'm turning into the pumpkin. the time is up yeah i gotta go. yeah see u later. pumpkin time.
man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

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I know Iâm just an old man yelling at clouds and Iâm always complaining about the ao3 subreddit, but for the last two weeks or so, r/ao3 has become inundated with âwhich fic was the worst read for you? explain belowâ and âwhat popular fic did you just not like and whyâ posts, and as a result, folks are in the comments literally linking to ao3 fics and authors they hate and writing paragraphs about why they hated their fic.
Fandom is not banding together publicly to talk about what we hate (other than canon) and itâs definitely not tagging the fic/author so other people can read the âdogshitâ (real quote btw) and hate on it too.
If youâre a new fan, thatâs not normal. Itâs not normal at all.
I have so much respect for the wee girls who do cartwheels for no reason regardless of context. like it's just their default idle animation. nothing else is happening might as well be upside down for a moment. iconic tbh
thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3
Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny reinterpret this cartoon first published in German magazine Lustige Blätter in 1932:
Comparing the way Sasha and Shane kiss really is enlightening about Ilya's changing preferences,,, because Ilya's kiss with Sasha was hot, like there is no denying that - but that's the point. Sasha kissed Ilya and playfully tugged on his bottom lip because he was trying to be hot; he was trying to tempt Ilya. It was calculated, intentional, practiced. And that intentionality gives the entire thing an almost performative air,,, artificial.
Then compare this to ANY of Shane's kisses,,, Shane is earnest in everything he does, and that extends to how he kisses Ilya. It is pure desperation every time. He is CLINGING to Ilya at some points, devouring his face. This is not a calculated tease, nor a sensual prelude. This is Shane going If Your Tongue Is Not In My Mouth In The Next Five Seconds I Will Die. Shane's desire is so desperately obvious it's like a raw open wound. But, at the same time, it's almost,,, innocent. Simple.
What I'm saying is: fucking Shane gave Ilya a Madonna/Whore complex

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shout out to whoever said (in different words) âhating children is bad especially acting on that hatred but i also think people raised with the expectation of being mothers forced onto them are allowed to have strong negative feelings about it and vocally resist the pressure to be maternalisticâ thank you for alleviating this contradiction within me
just witnessed something devastating
guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.