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i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"
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whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen
Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.
faithful depiction of the weather report i saw in my dream last night
Official Post of Nebraska
On what part of your body is your biggest scar?
head
torso
arms/hands
legs/feet
a different part of my body
I have 0 scars
itâs so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you donât have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you donât have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed
so true there could be any number of undiscovered species down there all of which are none of my business and never will be. peace and love on (the surface of) planet earth đ
why does every vulture look lesbian as hell
like honestly im dead certain i saw this couple drinkin pabst at a potluck last week its not just me right
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What's a book written by a woman that changed your life or that you consider a classic? Any genre, any language.
HI! We need HELP!
I don't know where to start this post so uh.
The very basics is that we're being evicted from the land that we've been working for the last five+ years to turn into a profitable farm (*mumblemumble generational trauma and family infighting mumble*)
The good news: there's options near by and I'm relatively confident we can qualify for a farm operations loan to secure new land!
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Big ticket items include:
A drum carder
New spinning wheel (in case I can't recover my old one)
An electric milker (I'm milking all of our sheep by hand currently!)
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celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"
you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku
Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.
You are so right actually
There has to be a way to dress gothy and masc in a way that's also comfy. Like "clothes that could also double as pyjamas" level of comfy wear.
sweatpants?
Do you have tips on how to style sweatpants in a dressy, goth way?
you can get black sweat pants online from any store or goth specific stores if you want a definitive goth look with skulls and crosses or rips and shit, but to be really honest? As a goth myself, I just wear cheap thrifted shit thgat came black or I dyed black and an oversized hoodie with whatever band i like or skull pattern fits the vibe of the day. Oversized shirts and tank tops also work.
you're not gonna make them look fancy, im sorry. Casual is a genre and it clashes with dressy or fancy.
I don't want to look like I'm wearing sweatpants. I don't want my "it's illegal to be naked so I just threw some shit on" outfits to look like I just threw some shit on because it's illegal to be naked.
I'm not sure why you don't already find masc gothy comfy? Can you elaborate on the sort of stuff you wear that you don't find to be the comfy stuff?
Baggy, black cargos were always the staple trouser in my circles, easy to apply stuff to and build up to be more than "just cargos" when ya want, comfy and easy to wear plane. I know you said pajamas but this was essentially our athletics wear (we were parkour kids)
As for top half, can never go wrong with baggy hoodies, personally always a fan of long sleeved, tight fitting tee under whatever else I'm wearing but that's just my idea of comfort and I know most folks would prefer to keep it baggy.
My waist is my narrowest part and I have thick thighs. For me, menswear comes in two options: looks bad, or feels bad. There are outliers that are both, and I feel like I need to clarify that I don't need anyone suggesting something that looks bad and feels bad at the same time, I specifically want the opposite of this.
Besides the comfy pants I wear at home, I own three pairs of bottoms: the zip-off goth jorts which I like but are uncomfortable, my suit pants which are good enough but are uncomfortable, and my sweatpants which are sweatpants.
I have no particular problem with shirts, they all fit just fine and none except skin tight ones look particularly bad. The problem is pants.
youre gonna want to get putees or chaps or sew in some laces to the bottoms of your sweatpants to make a cool silhouette with them. and itll look like you put effort into the look. cus. yknow. you did. some neat ones with draw string waists so they can fit over your thighs without falling down those ones. i have this problem with pants too thats why i have two (2) pairs of pants im too lazy to alter any more because i hate sewing waistbands. use belts, chains, paint edgy shit on them with bleach, you know the drill. i think changing the silhouette will make the sweatpants less obviously sweatpants the most
I think I'm expressing myself unclearly again:
My problem with sweatpants isn't specifically the sweatpants, it's looking untidy and not put together. Disguising the sweatpants to make them look like a different type of pants that also look untidy and not put together simply adds extra effort without fixing the problem.
I might suggest looking into bamboo-based fabrics for various clothes, which are typically extremely lightweight and breathable, but way more flexible and soft compared to other fabrics of a similar weight.
If you donât want sometime soft, but still want light and breathable, I might suggest looking into linen clothes, which will have enough structure to them to not have that âsoft fabricâ look that you may be trying to avoid.
Incidentally, this post reminds me of the discussions about what itâs like to have depression, where people keep suggesting âjust do X thingâ when youâve established clearly already that the solution theyâre offering is for a different problem than the one youâre experiencing.
Hello, not goth but butch dyke here. I also have monstrous hips and thighs. The Pants solution I have found is either:
1. For jeans, you either want relaxed fit or "comfort flex" Wranglers, for explicitly menswear, or go raid the women's section for wide-leg jeans and wear them low on your hips. The currently trendy wide-leg cut will read as genderless straight-leg jeans if your thighs are bigger and you wear them lower with a long shirt.
2. For Comfy But Put Together, you want to acquire either plain black knit pants (you may have to raid the women's section again, but Plain Black Knit Pants are extremely androgynous and unremarkable without reading "sweatpants") OR
3. look for things labelled like "stretch knit trouser" or "athletic chinos". These are the trousers of deception which LOOK like slacks but FEEL like pajamas. Try to go touch them in person before committing if you have texture issues with polyester.
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Which son of FĂŤanor would you rather be stuck on an island with?
Maedhros
Maglor
Celegorm
Curufin
Caranthir
Amrod/Amras
Do you know which names belong to a horse, drag queen, or VTuber?
Wtf this is hard