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everything that you think is true about me is true about me regardless of if it contradicts other things that are true about me. i am an enigma. a myth. a lie. most importantly, a huge cunt.

They're going to have me assassinated. Even though I'm boyish *puts finger to earpiece and listens* because I'm boyish

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2026 roommate: The dishwasher's loaded. 1926 roommate, having a black coffee, a cigarette, a shot of whiskey, two uppers and a downer for breakfast: Then what the fuck's he washing dishes for?

God should let me drink 7 coffees a day without repercussies

Look I know this is a scientific publication but you don’t understand— we need to include milk and cookies in the photo. We have to. Otherwise the science suffers

i think something that's actually kind of maybe good about this is that it's being assembled by booklist as opposed to buy the authors/publishers themselves because i feel like especially in romantasy, authors can get defensive of classification of their work as containing nonconsensual elements.

Marketing tip: have a plaque outside your establishment that says “home of the worlds largest rat” and then inside have a bigass rat in there

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling