everything that you think is true about me is true about me regardless of if it contradicts other things that are true about me. i am an enigma. a myth. a lie. most importantly, a huge cunt.
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everything that you think is true about me is true about me regardless of if it contradicts other things that are true about me. i am an enigma. a myth. a lie. most importantly, a huge cunt.

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pb&j is deeply satiating in a way that few things on a very tight budget manage 2 b
She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about
the lion does not concern herself with papa
getting that august feeling (things that have ended endlessly are ending again)

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emma thedrama is such a fun character im obsessed
Religious girl: thank you God for inventing the vibrator
Atheist girl: I'm so glad science and engineering have progressed to the point where we can manufacture vibrators
Liberal girl: thank you free market for creating the supply to meet the demand for vibrators
Feminist girl: the vibrator has freed us from the need for men
Radical feminist girl: the vibrator is still a phallic implement
Marxist girl: actually it was historical forces that freed women
Marxist feminist girl: the vibrator serves as synecdoche for the entire process of industrialisation and proletarianisation that has laid the groundwork for the liberation of women
Reactionary girl: the vibrator was created to destroy traditional heterosexual relations
Idealist girl: the vibrator was invented because of feminism
Anarchist girl: I have no idea how the vibrator fits into a schema of history
Primitivist girl: I masturbate with a smooth river stone
Lesbian girl: hey while we're all in the same room I have a suggestion
Agnostic girl: nobody knows why I just orgasmed
i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck
life is so hard i’m so glad it still manages to have the capacity to be really fucking funny
I WONT LIE FOLKS, THIS WHOLE YEAR HAS BEEN AN EXERCIZE IN STOPPING THE BLEEDING. BUT *CROWD LAUGHS* THAT DOES NOT CLOSE THE WOUND *UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER* NO IT DOES NOT.

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i have one or two more relevant jobs to apply for and then ive got like four craigslist barista jobs, one dogwalker job, and then starbucks and marshalls and burlington etc etc
the ultimate goal is to be employed full time in a job with bennies and wfh. the secondary goal is to have a job that is related to what i'm studying or at least enjoyable or at the very least doesn't surround me with people that i have to talk to all day. the actual goal is to have a job by the end of the month aka in a week.
i have one or two more relevant jobs to apply for and then ive got like four craigslist barista jobs, one dogwalker job, and then starbucks and marshalls and burlington etc etc
My straight coworker who I am deeply in love with invited me to a Friendsgiving what kind of dessert can I make to convince her to leave her boyfriend of 9 years and run away with me
there’s no hope girl but make a cheesecake
hyperfixating on a fictional woman who went underdeveloped in canon is literally FUN and the 80-90% of fandom people who only do the same for background character men have no idea of the degree to which they are fucking missing out
no tumblr i have faith that this post will be found by the enlightened 10-20 percent
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hour 1 of thinking about an underdeveloped woman: idk it would've been nice if she had more screentime
hour 100 of thinking about an underdeveloped woman: ok but despite having only eight lines of dialogue she is literally THE most interesting nuanced and tragic character in the entire series and these writers had no idea what they even had. how is no one else seeing this it's literally so objectively obvious

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27-30 year old jobs are like grocery outlet cashier, pest control technician, t-mobile store, drifter, national park tour guide, commercial fisherman, club promoter
Lately you’ve posted about #SomethingHasToChange, #FuckWithMe, and #MakeItHappen.