Smart Clever Genius

i mean its nice to win the monday flu lottery but i dont like feeling fine then waking up and throwing up twice but thats the price you pay

Woke up late for work today (still made it in early thanks to the power of my awesome roommate) only to check my phone at work and learn that the writing of the really incredible webnovel im reading turns to absolute shit. i was looking at people talking about it slack jawed uncaring of spoilers watching folks talk about how theyre going to reread the arc im in right now just to feel something again. What happened bro. I also broke a glass cup for the first time in like 6 years. Am i gonna be okay

it’s hard being a super annoying little sister because no one likes you

i dont even really have any trans women friends i just have like 3000 acquaintances and like 2 friends i play roblocks with every 3 yeaes

hate her all you want but gooseworx pulled off one of the worlds most incredible heists by turning her fandoms biggest fandom ship into yuri and running away into the night with it

I have deployed my paramilitary death squad on every internet pervert in the world. Are you ready?

you could say “you people are fucking crazy” under any post on this website and it’d always make sense

always extremely entertained whenever someone on the Other Blog reblogs with buddie related tags because ive seen like 4 episodes of 911 so far so i have no idea if these horrible situations are fanon dreams or some shit that is genuinely going to happen. Probably a mix of both

trying to convince myself the next 11 to 30 minute animatic slide show i finish will surely get more than 5 views because sometimes 10 or so people press like a button on my tumblr posts and there was that one time my twitter webcomic got followed by two people i thought were cool

I think they invented the anon ask to familiarize Tumblr users with the many faces evil can take