Smart Clever Genius

just saw some fanart of ryomen sukuna holding a cheesecloth and i think its supposed to be sexy but i havent figured out how yet

ridiculous party warlock elf gets carried away and spends last plea to ancient patron on “penny farthing for christmas” leaving teammates to boil alive in hot acid pit

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing me life was worth living by making me watch Love, Chunibyo & Other Delusions when i was 12

i keep saying ridiculous and meaningless “white people love ______” statements unprompted around my white roommates and i really gotta stop but its so funny that they cant say anything back because itd be in bad faith

i feel like im too pathetic to earn sexuality. i’m not allowed to have attraction and people should just hit me with loose cobbled stones and dry wheat bundles. My life ultimately has no value

i think i would get overwhelmed with four arms i barely know what to do with two

one piece roleplayers under my posts this website can be heaven sometimes

Spent all day sick as a dog hate my gay life

psychologists are all but obsessed with convincing you of the existence of the “crazed onion” a supposed “modern cryptozoology miracle”

dont feel amazing about how all my posts lately have been about work. surely my life is amazing

i mean its nice to win the monday flu lottery but i dont like feeling fine then waking up and throwing up twice but thats the price you pay

Woke up late for work today (still made it in early thanks to the power of my awesome roommate) only to check my phone at work and learn that the writing of the really incredible webnovel im reading turns to absolute shit. i was looking at people talking about it slack jawed uncaring of spoilers watching folks talk about how theyre going to reread the arc im in right now just to feel something again. What happened bro. I also broke a glass cup for the first time in like 6 years. Am i gonna be okay

it’s hard being a super annoying little sister because no one likes you