Smart Clever Genius

one of my silly posts i made to make light of an issue id been trying to not think about just got reblogged by someone going “wish i had that instead of THE ISSUE” like. Come on man. Really. How about I knock you upside the head with a rolled up newspaper. Let’s be so serious right now

it’s okay to make something deeply personal that is objectively a huge piece of shit and never share it with anyone ever

decided to check my main blog while on this account and it recommended that i follow one of my mortal enemies while i was there. I don’t even have anything to say that’s just evil as shit man

Work my job just to go home and clock in at the blorbo factory where i get paid in dirt and peas and the shift lasts the rest of my life

Sometimes i have nightmares about being a bouncer at a club and checking a guys ID and it says naruto uzumaki and i look at him and hes naruto but i cant let him in the club because hes just a kid and i have to be professional so i cant even tell him i fuck with his vibes and i start to feel like im just another one of those shmucks in the hidden leaf whos beating on poor old down on his luck naruto uzumaki

Bitch your kitty look like onion head lemon head sweety from the fairyland

me and my hunter gatherers dont even give a fuck about evolution no more. We put down our spears and seeds and started beating eachother against stones. We never even heard of bronze

i’m still gearing up to write my postgame party review post but my coworker had yesterday and today off so i’ve been in a sort of state called “bone crushing hell” where they throw you into hell and crush all your bones forever

my life’s centered on reducing and avoiding misery by any means necessary and judging by the score so far i might just be the worst to ever do it

gender bender manga is always some real ass pervert shit. i used to be on that junk like kind on nice back in highschool but these days i cant even choke it down. opened a chapter 1 where an old man became an 11 year old girl and his Genius Acting Power was so tantalizing he turned his costar into a pedophile. Like what are we doing here man. Let’s go back to like college roommates or some shit. We cannot be doing this no more