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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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dont take bird noises for granted
next time ur outside and you hear birds just think about how awesome that is and how much it would suck if they were gone
Official ornithology post
tumblr is the funniest social media site to go viral on
on tiktok people will quit their jobs after going viral once but on here not only can any post get 50k notes, but if it does theres nothing you can do with it. theres no monetization or any transferable skills at all. you just made a funny post and people liked it and thats the start and end of your career
you could say "i left the stove on" with no context and it might break containment on here and people start tagging it with ships and kins and theres no way to delete it forever unless staff gets involved. your mistake will never go away but your claim to fame will instantly
its like yes im the pineapple werewolf guy but no one outside of here and like 5 posts on reddit will ever know what that sentence means. i could jump on tiktok and no one would know me. no one on youtube or facebook. this is my little corner of the internet and i will die here before i give up that title and when i do know i lost nothing in the process
exactly
i think it's time for me to come to terms with the fact that i'm just going to be on Critical Role lockdown until this arc is wrapped up
got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

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Critical Role | Campaign 4 | Ep 29
Team Theater - Taisha Lloy & Murray MagβNesson
im so normal about shuos jedao i definitely don't need to turn him into glass and crush him up and eat him
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The number of times I've seen people saying "Brennan is clearly trying to get them to do this thing" and then in the cool down Brennan is like "I didn't see that coming guys! What a cool choice!"
summer book club

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I do love how The Raven Stratagem opens with Jedao just showing up and going βI outrank all of you due to being a general for 400 years and that means that thanks to the fact that all of you have been programmed to adhere to strict hierarchy, I am now in charge of this fleetβ
A commission for Dave - thanks again Dave!
Email me if you'd like me to draw something for you - I'm saving up for a new laptop, so I'll leave my ko-fi here as well
thimble saying well we'll just stab ethrand to death and julien saying well some of us can just stay behind and then stab ethrand to death... common ground has been found
girl on girl manipulation
I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle

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i do always think it's julien's "hair" charm if i'm not looking at the subtitles. like, it just makes sense. his bouncy curls would give him a lift like that.
Teor getting pummeled by 5 skeletons at the same time giving me flashback to Grizzop rqg
[image id: the handshake meme edited to read "rome" and "obrimus manor" shaking hands over "being the worst" /end id]