Today's Document
Phantom Pulse
titsay
Doug Jones
almost home
noise dept.
Game of Thrones Daily
Mike Driver
Product Placement
oozey mess
The Bowery Presents
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Claire Keane
shark vs the universe
#extradirty
Keni
seen from Canada
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Algeria
seen from Türkiye
seen from Netherlands
seen from Malaysia
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Maldives
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Singapore
seen from Malaysia
seen from Spain
seen from Türkiye
seen from Canada
seen from United States
@dragon-in-a-fez
anyone else remember when you would go to your gate at the airport and there would be a plane there
[one flight and two long ass bus rides later] also, anyone else remember when your plane would land and you'd get off and there would be a building there
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Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Ceres, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, Haumea, Makemake, Eris
My Very Educated Mother Charlotte Just Served Us Nine-(9!) Parmesan Hotdish Meatball Eggplants
shouting “DERIVATIVE!” at an art school kid just walking down the street from a moving vehicle, they break down and sob
okay but if i, a guy driving a car, yell that at somebody walking on the sidewalk, that’s not really an insult, that’s just what they are
Riga, Latvia
everyones got that one neurosis they cant even complain about on tumblr
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anyone else remember when you would go to your gate at the airport and there would be a plane there
I’m not saying it was a good idea but every society has tried to solve the problem of “society needs organization to function but power tends to corrupt people” and I like how ancient Rome’s answer was the position of the tribune, where you get to have unchecked power with no accountability for one (1) year but after that you’re just a guy and everyone you pissed off can beat you to death with hammers.
Don't open a PM with a stranger with "hello".
1. You sound like a bot
2. You don't give anything to respond to
Try to say something nice and ask questions that the other person can respond to.
I was talking about tumblr but I suppose it also applies to this
Remember Inigo Montoya
Name: We are the Borg.
Polite Greeting: You will be assimilated.
Relevant personal link: Your biological and technological characteristics will be added to our own.
Manage expectations: Resistance is futile.
1. Polite Greeting:
2. Name: I’m Luke Skywalker
3. Personal Relevant Link:
4. Manage Expectations: I’m here to rescue you.
You can see Luke makes a hash of this greeting, and the Princess is hesitant to do anything until he supplies their personal relevant link: that he’s here with Ben Kenobi.
He improves greatly in the later movies
Polite Greeting: "Greetings, Exalted One."
Name + Relevant Personal Link: "I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi knight and friend to captain Solo."
Manage Expectations: "I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo's life."
fuck, man, the fog's been trying to contact me all day. I just turned my phone on and it says I've had a bunch of mist calls
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i started reading this book and kept tilting my head at the comparisons the author was using so i started a running list of them
this author's use of imagery is so questionable
i actually went "what the fuck" and had to stop for like 5 minutes after this one
I feel like this is important information about this post.
> meet two cute people among fellow solo travellers on my trip
> one tells me they work for a defence contractor
> see the other one vaping
> disappointed trombone.wav
The chances of your fish committing credit card fraud is low, but never 0
sayonara you weaboo shits
(I'm going on holiday where there's no wifi, see you in a couple weeks)
I'm back! what's the #1 fucking nonsense I missed?
sayonara you weaboo shits
(I'm going on holiday where there's no wifi, see you in a couple weeks)
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‘project hail mary is about the power of friendship’ ‘project hail mary is about hope’ ‘project hail mary is about accidentally becoming too important at work’ wrong wrong wrong you’re all wrong. project hail mary is about what it would take for a single man in his 30s to own a fully paid off beachfront property in today’s economy
Seasonal depression?
No.
Seasonal aggression -- if it gets any hotter I'm gonna fuckin cut someone.
