sir this is my emotional support griddle

Winter is a cruel mistress. Spring is a seductive temptress. Summer is a lovely woman but her dick is a bit too large to fit comfortably unless you put in some work. Fall is pretty chill if you have a high THC tolerance.

my four girlfriends. and yes, they smoke weed

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

uhh my two cents are fucking each other

This is My Blog ..... And No One... Can Take It Away

the hill I die on re: griddlehark characterization is that gideon is canonically tidy and harrow is not. Because gideon needs some small sense of agency over her own life. similar to how she's always working out because she needs control of something about her own body. Harrow isn't as careful with things that belong to her

don't get me wrong harrow is living by a set of strict rules that keep her functional but those rules are not legible to anyone else and they don't involve taking care of her body or doing her laundry

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people