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many of our ancestors worked so hard to be not farming and I deeply appreciate that
I love not farming
I respect the hell out of farmers and I'm glad that's someone's dream. because it's sure not mine
I would not be taken in by the tradwife influencer grift about milking a cow in a sundress. I have been around cows. my uncle was a dairy farmer. I love not milking a cow. I love getting milk from a store. I love getting vegetables and fruit and meat and bread from a store.
would I rather it be a local farm's store or a local bakery or butcher shop? yes! maybe when I make more money!
but oh. my god. I love not farming so much
"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry
Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.
The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there
Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.
And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.
love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears
I’m making a kingdom, fill out the polls and rb with your character :] ⚔️ 🍄 🐉 🛡️ 🐦🔥
What are you?
human
elf
Merfolk
Dragon folk
Gnome
Werewolf
bird folk
faun
orc
fairy
What is your job?
blacksmith
carpenter
Gardener
Royalty
Magic practitioner
Knight
townsfolk
doctor
Animal specialist
chef
Engineer
Do you have magic?
no
fire magic
earth magic
Water magic
wind magic
light magic
Shadow magic
shapeshifting
Healing magic
magic with animals
charm magic (think bard)
Lastly, what kingdom are you from?
Alloris
Kanadorn
Fierryn
Pyrefall
Fort Gaias
Alloris- thriving kingdom in the great valley of the twin forge mountains; known for agriculture and wildlife populations Kanadorn- perched just above Alloris, atop the twin forge mountains; known for timber and mining
Fierryn- built next to the Pallodus volcano and surrounded by rocky cliffs; known for technological innovations and military force
Pyrefall- kingdom in the secluded, and forbidden, Hollowdrake woods; known for magic
Fort Gaias- oceanic kingdom built amongst the coral; known for precious jewelry, metals, and medical innovations
this is the last poll- rb with your character!

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I keep thinking about harpies
I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw
Like we've already got the anime waifu with the needle-waist and watermelon-bazonkas and borzoi-legs and bug-eyes. Now show me a fucked-up stupid beetle as drawn by a horny beetle. I want to see what a cartoonishly sexy lion looks like according to lions. I want to see the most ridiculous drawing of a peahen that would have the peacocks squaring up by the fountain.
We give this power to ostriches and they just start drawing people
I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.
to people with a similar disposition it may feel like i'm doxxing your thoughts
and well you should've practiced better opsec

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I'm really amused at the idea of Rocky having one-sided beef with Stratt.
1) any stretching is better than no stretching
2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable
3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are
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