"it's maddening."

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?

a beautiful day to be a strange and elusive woman

when a theatre fan is born an angel assigns them one specific sondheim show that they must be insane about for the remainder of their lives. they may be insane about others but there is always one above all else. this i believe is a universal truth

People weirder than me have found love.

@paranormal-taters

they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

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alcohol

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“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

"Why didn't Sam just push Frodo into Mt. Doom?"

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

I watched this episode before rewatching the pilot yesterday because chronology and it's just so great that Lisbon has been putting up with Jane's strategy of pissing people off on purpose so that they assault him and either get put out of his way or get taken into custody since the day she met him. I wonder how long it took of them working together for her to realize that that's what ^^this was.

something strange going on with my wip where nothing is happening because im not writing. does anyone know how to fix this