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paranormal-taters

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

citadelofthestars

oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?

paranormal-taters

Absolutely I can

#:DDD #seriously that made me giggle so thank you 💙#i think of you fondly as well and i love seeing your name in my notifs! <3

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femmchantress

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

laluce1999

How I be moving lately

PSA: if you have decided to pull inspiration from the horrors of wilderness therapy or any aspect of the Troubled Teen Industry for your fictional story, you have a responsibility. You need to have the balls to portray it as fucking evil. As evil as it is in the real world. You want to do more harm to survivors? Sugarcoat it. Make it vague enough so that the majority of your audience won't connect the dots. Protect your own ass by including just enough redeeming qualities to leave your audience feeling a-okay about its existence.

#if you have any knowledge about the tti you should already know better but it had to be said #brought to you by me being extremely frustrated with a particular episode of the mentalist #but that's far from the only show that has committed this crime #troubled teen industry #wilderness therapy #tti

I've been rewatching Psych recently so I've been giving all of my animals in my new Fields of Mistria save thematic names.

#i was so happy that last one fit in the character limit lol #psych #fields of mistria

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speedlimit15

ive been trying to come up with a game plan to eradicate the invasive asian carp from us waterways once and for all. What if we made them into a sort of fashion accessory like the bird hats pre-audubon society

#this a stardew valley task #<prev that got me

horsefigureoftheday

Horse figure of the day: Playmobil 30 66 2832 Sporthorse

#PLAYMOBILLLLLLLL #I MISS THIS STUFF #PLAYMOBIL WAS MY CHILDHOOD #best toys ever HANDS DOWN #I still have every bit I ever got #it's just packed away somewhere

I know this must make me infuriating to try to talk to but I guarantee that if you ask me "do you remember [blank]?" the answer is going to be a very hesitant but truthful " . . . vaguely."

#I Don't Rember #I Forgor 🏙️

championofdogs

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

friend-of-a-cat

I got a similar email a couple of years back that I still think about on the regular because it was so funny to me.

You have no idea how badly I wanted to reply. Just for the bit.

railroadreverie

found this on reddit you know what i have to do

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starkid256

metropolitanmutantofark

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sapropel

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

sapropel

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

#yeah sorry but i worked with someone like this years ago and it was the mostttttttt infuriating situation #the bosses hired her #she struggled through training but we figured she'd get the hang of things eventually #nope #a year into working there and you could ask her to do the dishes #and she'd just dump them in the wash sink and walk away #never to return #she never figured out the POS system #every. single. order. she took. had to be corrected.#she could not be trusted to close registers #she somehow could not even sweep properly????#me and several coworkers went to our bosses and were like “hey. this is not working out.”#“working with her is like doing the work of three people while a fourth person actively tries to sabotage us”#and bossman was like damn okay let me work with her #and he did #and reported back that it was indeed a miserable fucking experience #AND THEN SAID #THAT THEY COULDN'T FIRE HER #BECAUSE SUNK COST #they refused to replace her because they'd “already put too much time into training her”#YEAH DAWG I WOULD SAY SO #IT'S BEEN A YEAR AND SHE STILL DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DO SHIT #WE WORK AT A COFFEE SHOP #WE GET PAID TWO FARTS AND A KICK TO THE SHINS #HOW HAVE YOU PUT “TOO MUCH” INTO HER #anyways she was somehow still there when i left that job and to this day i've never had a more miserable coworker experience #i really hope she eventually found something that suited her better #i am so glad i'm not at that job anymore

thewritingautisticat

*sexily pulls up compression stocking*

nerdy-catfish

@paranormal-taters

paranormal-taters

OP and I are alike in spirit 🙂‍↕️

draconym

The thing about vagueblogging is ... well ... no ... I shan't say.

#i just know this is about me

vanilleflwr

🦢

#let's sit in the mama tent with mama

fuckyeahstamps-blog

#tattoo all of these on me right now

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wasp-storm

anyone that doesn't think envy is a valid character motivation has clearly never been the second best at something before

#and this is why carlton lassiter is the way that he is and why i adore him so very much #lassie psych #carlton lassiter

paranormal-taters

i would be so good at being a werewolf come ON bro just help me find a lycanthrope so i can get bitten i SWEAR it'll be fine no i will not let the bloodlust consume me i can resist the call to madness bro come ONNNNNNNNN

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