"it's maddening."

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?

If you have written bad fanfiction clap your hands

sorry about not replying I think I’ve gone missing

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

@nerdy-catfish

love it when characters do a sacrifice play ostensibly to save others but mostly so they don't have to face themselves

There's just something so appealing about a very small guy being put in situations

i love the 🙂‍↕️ emoji so much like yes i do agree yes i am nodding enthusiastically at you 🙂‍↕️ thank you for being so right 🙂‍↕️

this fic is so good i hope i write it