"it's maddening."

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?

Took me years to understand that boredom is not the enemy of writing. It is the raw material. Every good idea i have ever had arrived during a walk with no podcast, a train with no phone, a shower where i just stood there. The moment i fill every silence with content i stop generating anything of my own. I am just processing other people's thoughts instead of having mine. The empty space is where the work comes from. Protecting the empty space is the actual job.

@cakeyouareoh reminds me of your Wet Beast

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

haha yeah man female dogs are bitchy and female horses are bitchy and female cats are bitchy and female ferrets are bitchy and female rats are bitchy and female guinea pigs are bitchy and female birds are bitchy and female rabbits are bitchy and female everything is bitchy. lol! isn’t it so funny how you think that! isn’t it so silly that this is your perception of literally every species! haha! i’m sure there’s nothing to unpack there! i’m sure you’re 100% accurate and unbiased in your conclusion that female animals are just inherently evil! i’m sure you have very normal thoughts about human women too! teehee! isn’t everyone laughing! isn’t it so goofy!

Does anyone know what to do

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

why are so many people reporting on this using the exact phrasing of "Doctor Who has been cancelled" literally the only thing that's actually cancelled was the Christmas special, it's out to tender. they specifically said that several times in the BBC press release. they basically said flat-out "we aren't canceling the show we're just putting it out for production companies to bid as RTD and Badwolf leave" and yet the amount of people, both fans and like, media news sites, I've seen talking about "the Doctor Who cancelation" is crazy