"it's maddening."

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

a woman is a burrowing creature so jot that down really quick.

If you have written bad fanfiction clap your hands

sorry about not replying I think I’ve gone missing

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.