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paranormal-taters

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

citadelofthestars

oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?

paranormal-taters

Absolutely I can

#:DDD #seriously that made me giggle so thank you 💙#i think of you fondly as well and i love seeing your name in my notifs! <3

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speedlimit15

ive been trying to come up with a game plan to eradicate the invasive asian carp from us waterways once and for all. What if we made them into a sort of fashion accessory like the bird hats pre-audubon society

#this a stardew valley task #<prev that got me

horsefigureoftheday

Horse figure of the day: Playmobil 30 66 2832 Sporthorse

#PLAYMOBILLLLLLLL #I MISS THIS STUFF #PLAYMOBIL WAS MY CHILDHOOD #best toys ever HANDS DOWN #I still have every bit I ever got #it's just packed away somewhere

I know this must make me infuriating to try to talk to but I guarantee that if you ask me "do you remember [blank]?" the answer is going to be a very hesitant but truthful " . . . vaguely."

#I Don't Rember #I Forgor 🏙️

championofdogs

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

friend-of-a-cat

I got a similar email a couple of years back that I still think about on the regular because it was so funny to me.

You have no idea how badly I wanted to reply. Just for the bit.

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railroadreverie

found this on reddit you know what i have to do

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starkid256

metropolitanmutantofark

sapropel

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

sapropel

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

#yeah sorry but i worked with someone like this years ago and it was the mostttttttt infuriating situation #the bosses hired her #she struggled through training but we figured she'd get the hang of things eventually #nope #a year into working there and you could ask her to do the dishes #and she'd just dump them in the wash sink and walk away #never to return #she never figured out the POS system #every. single. order. she took. had to be corrected.#she could not be trusted to close registers #she somehow could not even sweep properly????#me and several coworkers went to our bosses and were like “hey. this is not working out.”#“working with her is like doing the work of three people while a fourth person actively tries to sabotage us”#and bossman was like damn okay let me work with her #and he did #and reported back that it was indeed a miserable fucking experience #AND THEN SAID #THAT THEY COULDN'T FIRE HER #BECAUSE SUNK COST #they refused to replace her because they'd “already put too much time into training her”#YEAH DAWG I WOULD SAY SO #IT'S BEEN A YEAR AND SHE STILL DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DO SHIT #WE WORK AT A COFFEE SHOP #WE GET PAID TWO FARTS AND A KICK TO THE SHINS #HOW HAVE YOU PUT “TOO MUCH” INTO HER #anyways she was somehow still there when i left that job and to this day i've never had a more miserable coworker experience #i really hope she eventually found something that suited her better #i am so glad i'm not at that job anymore

thewritingautisticat

*sexily pulls up compression stocking*

nerdy-catfish

@paranormal-taters

paranormal-taters

OP and I are alike in spirit 🙂‍↕️

draconym

The thing about vagueblogging is ... well ... no ... I shan't say.

#i just know this is about me

vanilleflwr

🦢

#let's sit in the mama tent with mama

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fuckyeahstamps-blog

#tattoo all of these on me right now

wasp-storm

anyone that doesn't think envy is a valid character motivation has clearly never been the second best at something before

#and this is why carlton lassiter is the way that he is and why i adore him so very much #lassie psych #carlton lassiter

paranormal-taters

i would be so good at being a werewolf come ON bro just help me find a lycanthrope so i can get bitten i SWEAR it'll be fine no i will not let the bloodlust consume me i can resist the call to madness bro come ONNNNNNNNN

a-dracula-in-the-morgue

guooey

themessangerpigeons

guooey

Tears

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#i'm just so scared #this one didn't respond after that lol

epicsause-official

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

#wow didn't know my brother had his own wikipedia page

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