Fails To Die, Enjoys Breakfast

okay sorry to be insane but I do actually genuinely think that if you're going to write euroslop fantasy with potatoes (which is fine, live your truth) you absolutely MUST have some kind of explanation for why american crops are in your setting. we have suffered through so much boring ass sword and sorcery that does not give any thought at all to where any of the resources its characters use came from, and you have no excuse at this point. you can literally just say a wizard brought it from a distant land and name him Hyronimous The Beloved Potato Wizard and that's fine!!! the bar is in hell!!!! but you MUST have a history behind it because everything in real life has history behind it and this alienation of the worker from the practical aspects of keeping a society fed and healthy is a relic of capitalism and was in fact NOT true for most of history. AND ALSO the history of agriculture is so fascinating and wonderful and including even a tiny piece of it in your fake world will give the setting texture. YOU 🫵 do not get to skip the potato history just because tolkien did!!!! get good bitch!!!!!!!

in the future when I am installed as the stalinist dictator of the soviet states of america I will make government weed a thing the same way they did with government cheese in the 50s. and I genuinely think that would save so so many people's lives tbh

see the problem with the desert region in botw is that they did such a good job creating the environments that you can practically feel the heat radiating off the screen. unfortunately I live in a desert and right now it is also so hot it will kill me in real life. so I don't want to go to the desert region. and when it's not triple digits outside I am on one of the many many hiking trails in the area and am not playing botw. so I never actually go to the desert region even though the gerudo are my favorite part of the entire franchise. I have gotten stuck on this like 6 times. also electric ganon SUCKS he is my least favorite ganon. everyone hates water ganon but electric ganon is objectively the worst one. what I'm saying here is that i am Bad At Videogames