I'M OBSESSED

shane hollander giggling and blushing and squirming while his big boyfriend talks russian in his deep low voice directly into his ear, mouth moving across the side of his neck

and what if i said that shane hollander doesn't want a threesome with anyone but two ilya rozanovs. what if i said ilya is very horny about this fact and makes a cast of his dick. what if i said that he makes shane suck the silicone mould of his penis whilst he fucks shane with shane on his hands and knees with the dildo gripped between shane's big hands as shane sobs that the silicone doesn't taste right so then they switch and ilya fucks his mouth whilst dildo!ilya fucks his hole (still controlled by actual ilya, he is bent over shane and fucking his hips forward into shane's mouth as he jacks the dildo in and out). and what if i said then shane starts sobbing with ilya's cock in his mouth bc dildo!ilya doesn't feel right in his ass either and he wants ilya to come in his hole. and what if i said ilya just coos meanly at him the whole time, calling him a silly little slut, stroking his hair in mock sympathy then bullying him for being so cock hungry. and what if i said ilya goes back to fucking shane's hole and makes shane lie with his face smooshed into the mattress, sucking on the silicone dildo like a pacifier, just drooling all over himself, still whining that it isn't right and ilya just laughs at him. what if i said all that?

Headcanon time!!! Shane's junior team had an extremely strict anti-hazing policy with serious repercussions if you didn't obey it. When Shane went pro and his teammates shared the horror stories of the hazing on their old teams, Shane was a strange mixture of relieved and weirdly abashed that he never went through the same thing. Wow, I didn't have to kneel while my captain shaved my head and my teammates watched on and jeered at me while he did it? Aw :/

every time I read or watch canon shane saying stop/no/don’t etc and ilya ignoring it I get a big grin on my face. similarly to shane after he gets dubconuously fucked the shit out of

it's so COOL that we're gonna get a whole season of hollanov in a committed relationship. and then at the end of it they're gonna get MARRIED.

I do have an odd soft spot for what I have dubbed the "Bad Gays" in queer romance novels. Troy's movie star ex Adrian who cheated on him should kiss Sasha Ilya's coach's son. I wanna watch them callously disregard other people's feelings together

Soooo many fics where Adrian comes back into Troy's life just to be vilified and Troy can have his I'm doing sOoo much better now that you're gone moment,,, well, what if I want Adrian to be divorced from his director husband that he cheated on Troy with and is now tearing his way through the upper echelons of gay superstars? Him and Sasha can meet because Sasha offers him a bump in some VIP club bathroom and then they get wasted while shit talking everyone and revelling in how hot they are. They can be no strings attached fuck buddies who eventually get together because nobody else can handle them. They have several screaming fights and subsequent dramatic break ups like three times a year, but it's all in good fun. It's just their way of keeping the spark alive

ilya has shane on all fours and takes a break from pounding him so hard the bedframe is shaking to breathe for a bit. running his hand up shane's sweaty spine as his hips move in little circles, recuperating. but shane is moving too now, pressing his palm flat to the headboard and looking over his shoulder, saying "let me make you feel good, baby" and thrusting himself back onto ilya's cock. ilya's breath leaves him in a big whoosh — "fuuuuck, lyubimyy" — and he looks down to watch. shane's pert perfect ass swallowing him up and releasing him, smacking against his hipbones at the end of every stroke. the muscles shifting in shane's back and shoulders as he moves, his head hanging between his shoulderblades and the veins in the hand he has braced against the headboard standing out as he uses it for leverage. at some point ilya takes his hands off shane's body so their only point of contact is where shane is taking him, makes shane moan desperately when he calls him his good little fleshlight. it's very, very good. ilya doesn't hold off for long. he hunches over shane's back as he comes, fingers digging into shane's hipbones, and shane moans with him as he dutifully works him through it. later ilya feels shane shimmy a little on his dick, his sort of happy dance at the sensation of ilya's cum in him, and ilya nuzzles into the back of shane's neck. "got what you wanted, moy lyubimyy?" and shane hums yes, small blissful smile across his lips. until ilya gets his hand around shane's momentarily forgotten erection and shane shouts into the pillow.