guy who is DEFINITELY not an alien

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

you can honestly be having the worst day of your life, open tumblr and there's your long time mutual who has recently gotten really into toy story yaoi just posting away

Hey if you’re schizophrenic/psychotic I just want you to know that you’re a wonderful person and that you deserve so much better than the demonization, marginalization and stigmatization you face in this society.

Please consider reblogging this/other positivity posts for schizophrenic/psychotic people every once in a while. If you have more than 100 followers, odds are that a couple of them experiences psychosis and that they rarely see positivity posts for people with their symptoms.

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

you found him and he is proud of you

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TURN ON THE SOUND.

calls tech support: excuse me hi yes can you please come replace the beans in my computer. the ones i put in it do NOT work

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

im so fucking stupid

i'm crying laughing this is so funny

you must remember that you're gonna continue to find things (art, nature, people, etc) that amaze you and ground you and you're gonna be glad to be alive to experience it