guy who is DEFINITELY not an alien

omg lindsey graham died 🩷

the bad thing about having unhealthy habits due to mental illness, is when you DO do something healthy style you can't brag about about it because then people will then know you've been doing it yucky style all along. Like you can't brag you changed your sheets or brushed your teeth because then ppl will be like oh did you not brush your teeth regularly before? Thats yucky disgusting! So you just gotta keep it to yourself. And be proud alone, I suppose.

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

my take on a buddie feelings realization is actually just "when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible"

Denny arguing that having two moms is the best option and everyone turning to Chris waiting for him to defend that having two dads is the best but he's like hey my dads are BuckandEddie, I'm with Denny on this one, and everyone's like no yeah that's fair

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

stop reblogging this post OP has a foot fetish