guy who is DEFINITELY not an alien

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

do you guys like remember when I made that post about how I hate sharing beds and people were like fr sending me anons going like "you need to STOP spreading this DANGEROUS MISINFORMATION about BEING AROMANTIC... many of us are TOTALLY NORMAL and LOVE TO SHARE BEDS and CUDDLE like NORMAL FUCKING PEOPLE you are just a MEAN FREAK and you're making us all look BAD" like what the fuck was that

everyone responding to this who isn't aro but also hates sharing their sleeping space you are so brave and I will fight alongside you in this stupid war forever

and also other aro people who are specifically talking about being touch repulsed and don't want anyone in their bubble ever, bed or otherwise, that's not my particular bag but we're all in this together on Team Stay Out Of My Bed

@evilwizard

If you were a traditional Russian peasant woman I bet it felt good as hell to become possessed by demons and scream obscenities in the face of a priest

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

thursday used to mean something.....we used to have eddie diaz. HAITUS IS HELL

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

Based on the memes pics I thought it screamed bloody murder, not laugh like a cartoon villain 🤣