guy who is DEFINITELY not an alien

buck who has an eddie shaped hole understanding why tommy would feel threatened by what he and eddie have because the competition is in the way and its wet and messy or whatever they all said

kenny said ryliver canon before buddie canon for real

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

14/10 doing his best

i love the phrase 'i dont go here but...' like you're so in awe of my work you have decided to trespass into a fandom you dont belong to just to appreciate it. i love everyone who doesn't go here

literally though if you feel like your life is slipping through your fingers and every day goes too fast… try doing hard things, not just taking the easy route, like reading and making art and exercising and cooking a meal from scratch and journaling, doing these things without distraction, without being absorbed on a screen… the time will stretch and you’ll be reminded that life is long and beautiful if you make it so.

they should be holding hands. that's the sickest thing of all. i just need them to hold hands... it is not about sex to me (they do need to fuck though do not get it twisted). but i just need them to HOLD HANDS!!!! they should be literally and metaphorically hand-in-hand for the rest of their beautiful lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE PARTNERS IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD AND THEY SHOULD BE HOLDING HANDS

What if outlets were soft and wet :)

What if you had to plug your charger gently every time or else they'd tense up and close their little holes :)