White People Problems

Oh fuck I hope this scary hallway has bitches

and you know what i don’t believe katy perry really kissed a girl

He’s so shy he died

80s misogyny saved the Star Wars galaxy because Darth Vader wasted all his time and effort trying to convince his starry-eyed gayboy empath son to become an evil space fascist when if anyone had any point asked his daughter “hey do you ever just want to KILL these people” she would’ve been shooing lightning out of her hands to prove a point in like 10 minutes

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away