White People Problems

It's not too late to suppress all of your wants and desires and to die unfulfilled and afraid without anyone ever having really known you.

Elves aren't real dipshit. It was probably a weather balloon that gave you that footjob.

putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

I just saw an acquaintance use "👖🛝" in place of the word genocide and. like. at what point are we going to decide that this kind of self-censorship is too degrading to abide anymore.

"grape" "sewer-slide" "the panini" I feel like I'm surrounded by Rugrats who overheard the grown ups talking about the news.

I'm tired of seeing people excuse algospeak because "corporations are making us do it." Why are we all letting them do that. The Internet is real life. Get mad about it.

Cum is the 5th humor and brother, I'm about to start acting hilarious

Why did I say this?

tumblr is so good. whole website dedicated to BITCHING and MOANING. and television

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever