White People Problems

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

For everyone who ‘used to love reading’ but now hasn’t finished a book in years, you CAN get it back. Genuinely start bringing a book (preferably short and either fiction or a non fiction topic you already really enjoy) everywhere you go and when you have 5-20 mins waiting for the bus or at the doctors office or mechanic or whatever, get out your book and read it! You don’t have to finish it quickly or even read it often but it is so good for your brain and fun to get into the habit of reading more (and replacing being on your phone for those moments). Source: I read 0 books in 2023 and I’ve read 12 in the first 4 months of 2026

Does anyone want to get matching tattoos and immediately have an unsalvageable falling out

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

fae court

The council to decide your fate

Just saw a little boy with a backpack running to catch a bus carrying his lunch packed in a brown paper bag it was such a classic sight I felt like i was seeing a frog on a lily pad or a mouse eating a cheese

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

They just look so tired and ready to give up.

it was a rough summer in halifax