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okay but what does the rock look like?

yeah okay, that looks like bread

there seems to be a fundamental disagreement between microwave oven manufacturers and the producers of microwave meals over whether the customer should know the wattage of their microwave or if such details should be abstracted away from them

the microwave rice demands 800 watts of power for 2 minutes, but all the microwave can offer me three settings: one low, one high, and one somewhere in the middle. I turn it to the one in the middle as I happen to know 800W is the average power of most microwaves. the light comes on and the bag of rice starts slowly turning, but rather than hearing the usual rumble of the microwave, I instead start hearing short snippets of conversation - words snatched from the ether. the lights flicker and a chill runs up my spine. the voices remind me of those "spirit boxes" ghost hunters use. I double check the setting on the microwave. "ah," I say, remembering that I had set it to medium,

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

I hate. Microsoft. SO MUCH

it is my second week at a new job. I am meeting with the CEO for the first time this afternoon. and fucking Sharedrive Copoint Onepilot shitfucker just decides to delete every single shared file across the entire company and blame me

I just randomly got an email that started "we noticed you just deleted 200 folders" no I fucking didnae what the fuck are you on about. so I go to the fuckass Sharepoint site and sure enough, everything says "deleted by [Fez] at 12:01pm" okay so when I was in a meeting without my fucking laptop???

okay, thank fuck for the recycle bin lmao

"But what about second breakfast Recycle bin?"

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

LMAOOOO

Thank you for engaging in the mortifying ordeal of being known so that I may partake in the euphoric experience of knowing you.

Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu

Yeap. That's how the Effetto Fata Morgana gappens

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

It’s showing -1 notes

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

legendary

What the fuck

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

WTF-

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

1 note WTF.

@foolishly-snowy

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

still not-works

Portmanteau Bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop.

What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Did the man get his camera

I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots. 

I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok

I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.

What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find

the 0 notes thing isn’t too rare now but the bot loops are fun

I ate the notes

HELP IT WONT EVEN LET ME LIKE?????

IT ONLY SAYS SEVEN NOTES HELP ME

A new fun and interesting no notes ghoast which sometimes shows small amounts of notes

Ah, Tumblr

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭