every day I get more weird

Sad they slut down club pangolin :/ we used to fuck that icebert to pieces

Club penguin. They were penguins.

Im too drunk to read.. what does this say

God i miss him so much

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

hey check this out *dies in front of you in every universe*

Nails hair hips heels ass fat lips real purse full big bills bitch I'm a big deal legs legs face eyes thin waist thick thighs you me you wish new phone who this pussy puss puss give them cunt cunt cunt bitch mama yes god when you pop that tongue bitch this whole club is my runway run bitch y'all 5 4 3 2s I'm a 1 bitch girl what did that girl just say girl ooh girl I don't dance I work work I don't play I slay I don't walk I strut strut strut and then sasshay but I don't work for free that's not the tea hunty so make it rain on me and I might let you see watcha gonna let them see

OP is an optimist

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister