Impractical Pyromancy

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

Lowkey in a prison of my own making but it’s whatever

This post has been milked as mature

close enough

A lot of people on this site aren't going to want to hear this but a lot of the time an argument between two trans people with different lived experiences isn't transandrophobia or transmisogyny it's just two combative dumbasses squaring up like turkeys who have just seen their reflection in a hubcap.

When they get infected, make sure you clean with an alcohol swab afterwards, and see a clinic if the redness and swelling doesn't abate after a few days.

My writing advice is to be so, so fucking annoying with it.

Unfortunately, I have followed my own advice and encountered the hazards.

Trying to decide if I need the context of Human Hibachi in order to watch Human Hibachi 2 and 3

Is Human Hibatchi actually an underground cult hit, or is that something the filmmakers are saying to try and astroturf enough buzz to make it an underground cult hit?

It's only 2 minutes in but Human Hibachi (2020) doesn't look like an underground cult hit, then again neithet did Death Toilet, so I at least have a standard to measure it against.

Nevermind this is already hilarious, "I mean, they filmed it, they added music, they edited it together. They're... filmmakers. Or something." I'm not immune to some light-hearted lampshading.

A lot of guy and his angry girlfriend material in here so far.

Not really as much music or what I'd call editing in here. I also can't figure out if this guy made an amazing "caught trying to secretly film sex with girlfriend save" or if everyone involved needs to get the HR sexual harassment course. On the one hand "c'mon baby, I just don't like jerkin' off to strange women" is a bonkers way to respond, on the other hand that's not really addressing the core issue.

There is no actual hibachi grilling, hibachi is more implied, but it looks like they're filming at Chilis. Very misleading title, unlike Death Toilet, which has a Death Toilet.

Human Hibachi startin' to shape up like more "Eastern and Southeastern Asia Hate Crime" tbh.

The guy with his head through the table to look like a severed head centerpiece cannot stop looking directly at the camera. Dude, c'mon.

Human Hibachi 2 is pretty bland by comparison, what little the original had going for it is basically absent in Human Hibachi 2.

You have to hold me down until my power bar reaches maximum charge for my ultimate attack.

Maybe like... pull my hair a little too.

I watched the original Funny Games. It wasn't that funny.

It’s not funny at all! :(

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

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