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oh my god I just remembered I had a dream last night that I pissed off Wayne from rtvs fame. it was like an in person meet up and there was food and a big bottle of juice and he told me to not take any more juice because I'd had too much. I later went to ask if I could have more food and accidentally asked for more juice instead and then I got like a parent lecture from Wayne about it. I got scolded!!!

One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

Wait shit wrong fucking post

officical michigan post

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.