Creatively Maladjusted...

Well if it has my name on it... it must be for me!

Cookies?! They look so yummy!

I'll just have a few.

Just a few more.

They're soooo good!

Hey wait... where's the rest?!

Justice League: Dream Girls: A DC Pride Event #3 - "Strawberry Shortcake" (2026)

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

ℑ𝔱 𝔡𝔬𝔢𝔰𝔫'𝔱 𝔪𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔦𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔰 𝔡𝔬𝔫'𝔱 𝔪𝔢𝔞𝔫 𝔞 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤

𝔉𝔦𝔰𝔱 𝔲𝔭 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔡𝔬𝔴𝔫, 𝔥𝔞𝔦𝔩 𝔱𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔎𝔦𝔫𝔤...

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