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teaboot

I was debating pre- and post- smartphone existentialism with an older gentleman today and he stopped part way through and said “Why are you a security guard? Why aren’t you teaching this at some college somewhere?” And I didn’t know what to say so I went with “Well I used to make art but nobody pays an artist”

teaboot

I want to invoke thought and wonder and introspection and encourage the passions of every soul I meet forever and ever and dig until I find the glorious potential for creation and experience and joy in every single one but unfortunately I must pay rent and so I stand, a meat shield, an NPC with unlockable dialogue

oojamaflip-whatchamacallit

#capitalism brain tells you that anyone interesting must fight to the top of their interest#and precludes the possibility of everyone everyone everyone already being interesting

boltlightning

can everyone do me a favor and tell me your favorite thing to put on toast in the tags

boltlightning

i love this post so much. all the replies are like

"i'm so basic.....i just like a lot of butter or jam :(" (as though those are not god's best and most beloved condiments and his greatest gifts to mankind)

"FUCK health guidelines FUCK my cholesterol and most importantly FUCK diet culture i'll put a dumpster full of butter on my toast and not even GOD will stop me" (no notes. god would encourage this)

doxxing one's self by mention of polarizing regional delicacies (i am so curious about vegemite i must admit)

"does a grilled cheese count as toast?" (not for the purposes of this post)

"i don't like toast please don't kill me" (i appreciate the honesty but i fear this post is not for you)

people who put full ass meals on toast (based)

people who do not but eat toast as a full meal (based)

melty peanut butter (absolutely based)

"it's a guilty pleasure but...nutella 😳" (relieve yourself of fear and enjoy your dessert toast)

special shoutout to the pots-havers adding extra salt. also the one person who mentioned kaya. i see you and am in agreement

#this week? tuna salad #try this though:#frosting

croaksac

HUGE developments in the big silly baby wearing fluffy pajamas fandom:

Oregon Zoo 05/30/26: This flouf is one of 15 healthy California condor chicks to hatch at our conservation center this season. A new record! #Condorable #KeepCalmAndCarrion

rosslynpaladin

When I was a child there were

22

of these magnificent ancient creatures still alive on this world. and I was aware of this at that age because nearly half of them were in a very secretive building on a hilltop near my house, in a last ditch effort by conservation scientists to breed and raise babies.

fifteen. Just born. this season. I cry tears of joy.

You did it. You're doing it. Keep fighting for a future, everybody- it's working.

#what a very large child this is

3000s

classic example of a pig egg

77bears

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sometiktoksarevalid

beleester

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

lowpolyanimals

Bird from Daytona USA

afurioushawk

People seem to get mad when you treat Mamdani like his stans treated Biden/Harris. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

h4ganah

"retained"

"should not be allowed to leave"

holy shit can you try to sound any more ominous

"progressivism" = when your tokenised people of choice can have a little slavery, as a treat

themodernmaccabee

I swear to Go-d this will be explained as some sort of prison sentence or community service action for the crime of ... *checks notes*... living in Israel.

I also do love the part where they explicitly say Jews. Not Israelis, just Jews.

hazel2468

The Pro-Pal antizionist crowd is going to continue crowing about how it's not antisemitism, it's antizionism, all the way through Jews getting rounded up again, aren't they?

Like we're almost there.

h4ganah

"retained for some time"

"should not be allowed to leave"

holy shit can you try to sound any more ominous

"progressivism" = when your tokenised people of choice can have a little slavery, as a treat

h4ganah

It's kind of interesting to note which types of posts I've made that make it to antizionist tumblr and which ones just... never do....

#hamas

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superdaisypowerhour

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

truesparrow

source

#ahhhh those macho man magazine covers

cutecipher

welcome to my theme park. so we basically let the animals roam around and harm the guests.

cutecipher

i feel like the park moniker of "How Do You Like It Asshole?" is self explanatory

afurioushawk

Democrats can either court the Hispanic vote (which is more moderate) or continue to listen to their out-of-touch staffers who think rich white college leftists are the base of the party.

If you think you can win with just white people, good luck!

aletheyass

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

apas-95

wgat did u say

sunderwight

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

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ask-the-fishdick-deactivated201

REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

#okay sure go ahead

chaoticdesertdweller

sighinastorm

Ohhhhhh yeahhh.

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