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I believe in the death penalty but only for financial crimes committed by billionaires and multimillionaires. Embezzlement is fine if you’re in middle management and you take like $40k but execution by firing squad for everyone with a net worth above $3 mill
and I'm not saying everyone should just trust everything I say implicitly. I AM saying that my statements have the weight of expertise behind them. The only argument one could make against this is if you do not recognize my knowledge as expertise because I lack official credentials... and I lack official credentials because I have been kept out of higher education by ableist policies.
See how quickly this turns into "marginalized people cannot be trusted to ever accurately report on the way the world works"? Like. this. this right here! EVEN ACADEMICS HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT EPISTEMOLOGICAL INJUSTICE FOR LITERALLY DECADES. GET. ON. MY. LEVEL.
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we are the daughters of the accusers who were very successful at burning witches

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I went to the local aviary today and they had some really mean things to say about owls.
I can confirm that most birds have a detectable amount of wiring behind the eyes - blinking lights and buttons and sliders and frizzy things that spark and chirp and beep. They also have a lot of soul that can communicate with ours because the programming is fairly compatible. Vultures are clever and curious, swans are clear and lawful, chickens have a lot of personality, caged parrots are dissociated and disinherited and frankly worrying, falconry-trained birds of prey are tremendously businesslike.
And owls are absolutely lovely beasts with their own irreplaceable validity. but they are basically stuffed with polyester fiberfill. They have one button, like a child's toy dinosaur that opens and closes its mouth when you press the back of its head. And it isn't even a sophisticated electronic button it's just a lever that rocks back and forth to make the claws open and close. I think they may have actually evolved independently from sponges. Their skulls simply exist to create holes that funnel sound and light, and as a place to hang a giant hinged beak. An owl is just an empty tube like a windchime that the wind whistles through, and you can drop meat down it. They use the meat to generate feathers, and then emit the bones in pressed little packages like those machines that flatten a penny and stamp it with the logo of a theme park. I think that's the gist of it - most birds are electronics of varying levels of sophistication, but owls are just a system of levers and pulleys. No elevator music in those skulls, just the wind echoing through empty caverns of slightly irritating design. Absolutely fantastic.
Whenever I hear, "Zionism has nothing to do with Judaism," I'm just going to say, "Mecca and Medina have nothing to do with Islam."
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Shrek 2, while a cinematic masterpiece, is also an interesting look at queerness and comp het.
Fiona is married so it's time to reunite with her parents. But instead of marrying a prince, she's married to an ogre. Not just that, but she's also an ogre. (Yes everyone knew she would sometimes be an ogre but that was when she was a child, she didn't know she would be an ogre for the rest of her life, and besides once she met the right prince she would stop being an ogre. She was supposed to stop being an ogre.)
But okay they're both ogres. We can still ask about when they'll have children because even if they're ogres they can still have kids, right? That's what married princes and princesses do so naturally that's what everyone does. Even if ogres might not be great parents (I've heard that ogres eat their young, is that something you people do?) it's still something that should be discussed.
And okay you can stay in Fiona's childhood bedroom filled with all the reminders that hey, everyone thought she was just a princess and princesses marry princes. Her toys left out from the last time she played with them. The prince slays the ogre. The princess offers a token of gratitude for slaying the ogre. Fiona wrote Mrs. Fiona Charming a million times in her diary because what else was she supposed to grow up to be?
And Harold you have to fix this, your country can't be ruled by ogres. You were unfit to rule when you were a frog but I changed you, I made you better, I made you a prince. You know how this works. Think of your daughter's safety.
Shrek goes to the Fairy Godmother and oh honey, ogres don't live happily ever after. It's just not done. It hasn't happened in all of fairy tale history. You have to change the both of you to be happy. You have to present as a prince and a princess. It will be better. You'll fit in better that way. You'll be accepted that way.
woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery
From ancient to abstract, this one sure got around.
Japanese one made no sense to me until I finally saw the “sale sale/sasa lele” version. セール セール。 But then it’s a meme so it has to be misspelled? 🤷♂️
tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS
Ohhhhhhh…. Chinese and greek are my favourite, but there is more!
A very disturbing number of people on here are like "Yeah, I support Jews! I just refuse to learn anything about Jewish history or culture even when it's extremely relevant to the conversation, I misuse Jewish terminology in the same way people who very openly wanted (or still want) to kill all Jews misused it, and I take everything about supporting or showing sympathy for Jews in bad faith! Antisemites DNI btw lol"
You gotta love getting people who supposedly agree with this post but then looooove to show that they, you know, refuse to learn anything about Jewish history or culture even when it's extremely relevant to the conversation, and misuse Jewish terminology in the same way people who very openly wanted and still want to kill Jews misuse it. Aka what We said in the og post. Horrible job, folks. Get the fuck out of my house and don't come back.
Like. I've seen a lot of bullshit on here. But like. Hey. If you can recognize "This word tied to Jewish culture and history is being used as an insult." is immoral and wrong, you should not trust the people using it as an insult to accurately define the term. You should not immediately trust a group who regularly use those insults and support antisemitic violence to tell you the truth about Judaism. You should instead, perhaps, learn about its origins in the context of Jewish culture and history, so you know what it actually means outside of a "Jews are evil" context. Just a suggestion.
I'm not even going to name the specific term because it keeps happening. Over and over, Jewish concepts and vocabulary are perverted to fit old and new accusations alike.
It's like if I knew it's wrong to call people who get abortions "baby killers", but went to learn what abortion is from an anti-choice group that does just that. Which is a fitting comparison because blood libel is alive and well nowadays. So like. Maybe just listen to Jews? And not one or two Jews that already happen to agree with you on everything, but a variety of Jewish voices and organizations? That might be a good idea if you, you know, actually give a shit about Jews. And not just pretending you're not antisemitic.
Daily reminder that many, many antisemites don’t think they’re antisemitic.
My favourite is when you get the Worlds Most Well Intentioned Gentile Ally Ever making a post like,
"Hey guys, like, Im not Jewish but I've seen some REALLY CONCERNING DISCOURSE about Jewish folks in fandom and online politically active leftist and socially progressive spaces and and I know that Jews have felt really really uncomfortable and unwelcome in those spaces for a long time now.
As non-Jews it is our responsibility to make sure were paying attention to the rhetoric we use and doing everything we can to keep these spaces safe and welcoming for our Jewish friends and allies!
This is so, so important and I know everyone feels very strongly about Palestine and Gaza and you ABSOLUTELY should, but there is never any excuse at all for antisemitism. All that does is create greater division when we need to be united in these causes! You need to understand that blaming Jews in Canada and the US for what Israel does is SUPER ANTISEMETIC, okay???
Absolutely NOT all Jews are Zionists and you CANNOT act as if they are. Jewish people are NOT responsible for Gaza, they are NOT the problem. The PROBLEM is ISRAEL and ZIONISM. Assuming every single Jew everywhere is some kind of genocidal colonizing Israeli militant is SO SO ANTISEMETIC and we really really need to call stuff like that out when we see it, okay??
Like I said, I totally get that people get really worked up over Palestine, but you can talk about the need to put an end to a genocidal ethnostate without applying harmful rhetoric to all Jews. It's really easy to be a good ally ❤️ "
No I know exactly the type of message you mean and as soon as the word “Zionism” comes in I’m like oh yeah here we go, here’s the “wishing Israel didn’t exist without saying it” part of the post. And it almost always is exactly like that. 99.99999% of the time
Oh they will fully say it, too. My hypothetical (but sort of an amalgamation of several real posts i have actually seen) example full on says it. We end on "you can talk about the need to put an end to a genocidal ethnostate without applying harmful rhetoric to all Jews. It's really easy to be a good ally."
Whats interesting is that apparently "ethnostate" means "democratic state with a clear, overwhelming religious majority but still religious and racial diversity which is lawfully protected, yet troubling deeply routed racial and religious inequality thats persisted since the founding of the state and must absolutely be addressed and meaningful progress made to improve the lives of all citizens."
Whats more interesting is that it means that, but does not apply to the United States.
And also the same people who "hate ethnostates" never seem to complain about like... any of the other ones... particularly ones where religious practice is forced on people and different races and religions do not have equal rights by law (if not in actual practice).
Regardless they have no issue casually calling for the end of Israel without even realizing this is advocating for the genocide of almost half the worlds population of Jews. And will insist repeatedly this is in no way antisemitic.
“It’s not antisemitic to want Jews to be persecuted minorities living at the whims of other nations! That’s the natural order of things! They were fine before 1948 why do they need an ethnostate?”
^^ these people but unironically

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sometimes i wish i didn't have any morals or principles so i could "leave the left" over all the things i find wrong with it
but unfortunately i have those and am not about to just change everything i believe because some people are antisemites and other people make excuses for them
also to paraphrase michael bolton, "why should i leave? they're the ones who suck"
idk what do you guys think they did with all that time in prison. this was really the only option to me.
A very disturbing number of people on here are like "Yeah, I support Jews! I just refuse to learn anything about Jewish history or culture even when it's extremely relevant to the conversation, I misuse Jewish terminology in the same way people who very openly wanted (or still want) to kill all Jews misused it, and I take everything about supporting or showing sympathy for Jews in bad faith! Antisemites DNI btw lol"
You gotta love getting people who supposedly agree with this post but then looooove to show that they, you know, refuse to learn anything about Jewish history or culture even when it's extremely relevant to the conversation, and misuse Jewish terminology in the same way people who very openly wanted and still want to kill Jews misuse it. Aka what We said in the og post. Horrible job, folks. Get the fuck out of my house and don't come back.
Like. I've seen a lot of bullshit on here. But like. Hey. If you can recognize "This word tied to Jewish culture and history is being used as an insult." is immoral and wrong, you should not trust the people using it as an insult to accurately define the term. You should not immediately trust a group who regularly use those insults and support antisemitic violence to tell you the truth about Judaism. You should instead, perhaps, learn about its origins in the context of Jewish culture and history, so you know what it actually means outside of a "Jews are evil" context. Just a suggestion.
I'm not even going to name the specific term because it keeps happening. Over and over, Jewish concepts and vocabulary are perverted to fit old and new accusations alike.
It's like if I knew it's wrong to call people who get abortions "baby killers", but went to learn what abortion is from an anti-choice group that does just that. Which is a fitting comparison because blood libel is alive and well nowadays. So like. Maybe just listen to Jews? And not one or two Jews that already happen to agree with you on everything, but a variety of Jewish voices and organizations? That might be a good idea if you, you know, actually give a shit about Jews. And not just pretending you're not antisemitic.
Daily reminder that many, many antisemites don’t think they’re antisemitic.
My favourite is when you get the Worlds Most Well Intentioned Gentile Ally Ever making a post like,
"Hey guys, like, Im not Jewish but I've seen some REALLY CONCERNING DISCOURSE about Jewish folks in fandom and online politically active leftist and socially progressive spaces and and I know that Jews have felt really really uncomfortable and unwelcome in those spaces for a long time now.
As non-Jews it is our responsibility to make sure were paying attention to the rhetoric we use and doing everything we can to keep these spaces safe and welcoming for our Jewish friends and allies!
This is so, so important and I know everyone feels very strongly about Palestine and Gaza and you ABSOLUTELY should, but there is never any excuse at all for antisemitism. All that does is create greater division when we need to be united in these causes! You need to understand that blaming Jews in Canada and the US for what Israel does is SUPER ANTISEMETIC, okay???
Absolutely NOT all Jews are Zionists and you CANNOT act as if they are. Jewish people are NOT responsible for Gaza, they are NOT the problem. The PROBLEM is ISRAEL and ZIONISM. Assuming every single Jew everywhere is some kind of genocidal colonizing Israeli militant is SO SO ANTISEMETIC and we really really need to call stuff like that out when we see it, okay??
Like I said, I totally get that people get really worked up over Palestine, but you can talk about the need to put an end to a genocidal ethnostate without applying harmful rhetoric to all Jews. It's really easy to be a good ally ❤️ "
We really gotta start spelling out the full name of the International Holocaust Remembrance Alliance when discussing the IHRA definition of antisemitism to make it clear who and what is being targeted
We cannot stress enough that the organization whose definition of antisemitism people are choosing to demonize and politicize and try to push Jews out of public life over is the Holocaust education organization, alongside Yad Vashem.
The definition itself is incredibly milquetoast and reasonable; anyone pretending otherwise is flat out lying.
There is no pretending this is not an attack on Jews and the memory of the Holocaust.
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Coca Cola flavored Oreos taste like if you could eat clipart
These taste like an abstract concept. Summer Vacation flavored. Yankee Candle ass cookie.
this just keeps being relevant
This skit absolutely slaps forever but I have to tell you guys the secret.
The weird Oreos don’t sell… but the weird Oreos just being around and visible make people buy more regular Oreos.
That’s why.
The weird Oreos DO sell, but my housemate is the one buying them all
I think they add an important element of randomness to the environment. My father in law bought 6 or 7 boxes of the Selena Gomez Oreos so he could set a Selena Gomez Oreo alarm to go off mid workday and then say to his coworkers, "Oh, my Selena Gomez Oreo alarm is going off!" and unearth from his locker his 6 or 7 boxes of Selena Gomez Oreos so he and his coworkers could distribute them around the neonatal ICU ward where they work. He said it livened up an otherwise extremely dreary day.
What are your hot takes on neurodivergence? (Autism, ADHD, OCD, DID, Schizophrenia, etc.)
I do think a lot of people use it as an excuse not to grow as a person or exit their comfort zone, even if they’ve never even been diagnosed with anything. And a lot of people do claim to have types of neurodivergence when they don’t, or if they do they base their whole existence and personality around it instead of letting it exist as a facet of their whole person.
I dislike the label neurodivergent personality because as the anon’s examples display, it’s far too wide a term with too many distinct conditions grouped into it, which has the side effect of making it so broad as to be meaningless. If stuff like ADHD and Anxiety disorders which are relatively mundane and ridiculously common (and quite possibly over diagnosed but I digress) are grouped in with rarer and more severe conditions like schizophrenia and DID then the label of neurodivergence loses utility from that broad grouping. Then again I learned while writing this that ADHD is only diagnosed in about 10% of American youth and not 40% like I had thought previously for reasons I now can’t remember so maybe I’m making a big deal out of nothing. It just seems to me these days that everyone is neurodivergent and as a consequence of that, no one is.
I prefer the term in part because I have multiple diagnoses. Plus, I feel like we must be traveling in very very very very very different circles because I have only heard a small minority of people (handful?) I interact with regularly IRL call themselves neurodivergent, and even here on Tumblr it's still a minority.
I don’t interact with that many people who actively call themselves neurodivergent but I do know a great deal of people who are technically neurodivergent due to minor ADHD or the like and that led to me viewing the label as too inclusive for it’s own good.