Sigh In A Storm

thatmitchellandwebblook.mp4

who thinks 👍 is passive aggressive i read it as an old timey mobster going "on it boss"

Whenever I use thumbs up I'm sticking my hand out from under a pile of rubble, too exhausted to speak, but signalling I'm okay

I’m tapping the feed to acknowledge the message like Murderbot

I use 👍in text exactly how I use it in meatspace: I concur in a way I am too autistic to put into words worth you consuming. "This response could have been an emoji" ass conversations you know. Say less 👍

had an entire class of students politely ask me to stop reacting with the 👍 emoji to every message as it made them uncomfortable. so naturally, i switched to reacting with the 👌 emoji to every message.

I had a genalpha kid ask me if I was mad at her because I kept using periods at the end of my sentences.

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

The dividing line on Platner was not really DSA/progressive v. moderate. The Pod Save America bros (former Obama staffers) endorsed Platner; AOC did not. The actual fault line is "holds misogynistic views about (rural, white) working class men being the most important voters" v. "not that".

Can you put the entire game on, like, an RFID clothing tag from JC Penney c. 2002?

1964-1979 was the cultural peak of "cartoon sun with a face," unseen since the 16th-17th century atlas

Is the smiley sun another entry on the millennial kill list?

WOKE and BROKE Millennials too busy buying AVOCADO TOAST to appease the Sun, as the AZTECS PREDICTED