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Did you know that AO3 allows fics with homicide in them? There’s a whole tag for Major Character Death and even more tags so you can find exactly what kind of character death you want to read.
Don’t they know that murder is illegal? You just know there are a bunch of homicidal maniacs out there who love to read those stories. They write them, too, in between killing people.
Anyone can read the stories on AO3! Kids can read them! They’re getting exposed to stabbing, poisoning, even guns! And they’re writing the heroes doing the killing, too! That’s basically telling kids it’s okay to go out and murder their families. It’s promoting violence and encouraging homicide and if we don’t do something about it soon, you’ll be murdered next!
The devil came to my house and tried to burn it down, which is why this post exists in the first place.
“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism
i have trust that the media literacy enjoyers will find this one idk
HOW IS MY SISTER STRAIGHT UP CARRYING A GUZHENG?????
SIS IS FUCKING BUFF

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Elmo's talkin' 'bout a revolution
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"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit
To wit:
I want to share some wisdom from my high school art teacher.
In my AP Art class, there was a girl who was just starting to experiment with mixed media. At this point she was still playing around, trying to decide what direction she wanted to go with her portfolio. So one critique day, she brought in an abstract canvas with some rhinestone highlights and painted and real peacock feathers. She loved sparkles and peacock feathers so she thought she’d try introducing them a *little*. And after everyone had given some input, the teacher gave her his advice, VERY roughly paraphrased here:
“So here’s the thing… I do not like this style. These are just elements that do not speak to me personally, but I see that you like them, and you’re doing interesting things with them.
“My biggest critique is, I only merely *dislike* this piece. I want you to make me HATE it. Go crazy with the things that you like. Don’t hold back trying to make it palatable to people like me. Because I am NEVER going to like it. And if the audience does not like it, it should drive them crazy seeing how much YOU love it.”
Her portfolio was chock full of neon colors and glitter and rhinestones and splashes of peacock feathers and it was a delight. Our teacher despised every piece lol, but she got great marks and I think even won some awards. And more importantly, she was happy and proud of the results. Because she didn’t limit herself by trying to appeal to people who were never going to enjoy what she enjoyed.
Takeaway here: be as cringe as you want. Don’t limit yourself based on other ppl’s tastes. They’re not you, and you are incredible 💕
This is the most inspirational thing I've read all week. Possibly all year
the guy you made up to get mad at does exist btw you just haven't spent enough time in the reddit comments section
“you are not immune to propaganda” but specifically cop shows and courtroom dramas that portray acquiring evidence illegally and not executing basic rights as. like. somehow good things? the evil suspect exercising their right to remain silent is always guilty obviously and the valiant cop that broke into someone’s house or hacked into someone’s personal laptop is always the heralded hero of justice. like girl. your humanity.

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an unsung favorite of mine
For so many years I have been unable to stop thinking about the first Geneforge game. God that game had a stellar premise. The execution was a little restrictive as is typical of computer rpgs but god was it good. Lives in my head rent free.
What if you had Gods, and they were human. What if you were created by magic, body and soul, to perform labour for the beings who blessed you with life and food and shelter and purpose. What if one day, there was a problem so severe that your Gods abandoned your island.
What if they left you behind. They could make more of you at their destination, after all. What if you had to figure out how keep your people alive without them. What if you had children in a godless world and taught them who they were and what their history was. What if the Gods were gone for generations, and you all held on, doing your best to serve absent masters at the last purpose left for you, waiting for the day when they would return and bring your true purpose back again.
What if they left you a ruined land, and no instructions, and many of you starved to death. What if you realised how much pain and suffering and danger your people had gone through, were going through, for indifferent creators who thought that you owed them everything and had the right to nothing, not even yourselves. What if you banded together with others in your righteous anger and declared that your Gods would never set foot in your land and drag you or your descendants into slavery again.
What if they left, and you had to figure yourselves out, build a society without them. What if you found that you could, and that you and your people were capable of sense and reason and dealing fairly with each other, and that likely your Gods were too. What if you decided that any who would treat you fairly and equally was welcome, and that lifelong master or lifelong enemy would be determined by the actions of any you met, your kind or theirs.
What if you were in one of three factions that shared an island for generations, with constant friction and occasional war at your borders over a singular issue related to a people long gone and irrelevant to the future. What if this opinion as ingrained so deeply into all three of your cultures that permanent peace and reintegration seemed impossible. What if this was your future, all for a race of Gods who would never come back.
What if one of them came back.
What if a young God stepped onto your lands, a trainee, the power of creation new and raw in their hands, and were surprised to find you kind there. What if they were surprised to find that your island even existed. What if they told you that your island wasn't in their records, that their arrival, a possibility that you had fought wars over for generations, had been accidental. That the people that you had fought and died and built your philosophies over did not know who you were.
What if your Gods returned, and they had forgotten about you.
#no idea what this is about but damn
Great question it's about the first Geneforge game.
everytime i think about the concept of soulmates i mourn the fact that it's never turned on its head as a tragedy
stands up on my chair i think having a soulmate should be a kind of divine punishment
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There's a very funny thing that happens in transhuman science fiction where sometimes an author will turn out to be a reactionary conservative who thought he was writing dystopian fiction and intended all the sickass radical body modification stuff to be scary, but he assumed that was obvious and forgot to put it in the actual text.
It's like the literary version of those breathless propaganda thinkpieces where they accidentally make their political opponents sound cool as hell because they have no idea how it reads to anyone whose brain hasn't spent the last thirty years being pickled in fear juice.
It is So Boring in the mattress store for kids. It’s basically hell for children because there’s fuckall to do for them.
A couple I was helping earlier had two little ones, three and six, who were behaving in a rather saintly fashion for the average bored kid I see. I tried to engage them with remotes and things while their parents talked.
Eventually they were restless enough that I pulled out notepads and asked if they wanted to draw. The three year old quickly lost interest and I went over to ask her favorite animal. She told me “elephant” so to delight and amaze her I started drawing an elephant. Usually kids are into it.
When I was done she pronounced, “It looks like a giraffe.”
I staggered back melodramatically but actually laughing hysterically and said, “There goes my art degree!”
The parents laughed and said kids were harsh critics. When they checked out they saw my elephant doodle on the desk and both did a double take like, “Woah, that’s a really good elephant!”
“Yeah, I actually did go to art school, but it’s okay. My niece wasn’t very impressed with my drawings at that age either.”
Behold, a giraffe.

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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan
WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!
Your doing so good at increasing your skill stat in pan washing. I'm so proud of you. Best pan washer out there.
this is so nice thank u….
>100,000 notes - mass market slop
10,000 notes - well executed crowd pleaser
1,000 notes - cult classic
100 notes - uncompromising avant-garde art for those of discerning taste
10 notes - misunderstood genius that the culture is not yet ready for
1 note - direct admission of suicidal ideation