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No wisdom from me this week, I don't know WHAT MY ISSUE IS
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The Politics of Maradona
Iβll believe it when I see proof of life at this point. GOP senate leaders arenβt exactly a source I trust to be honest about this lol.
how they spoke to him:
Theyre right how AM I gonna be an octopus about this

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"Gandalf, buddy? What have you got there?"
"Oh him? That my emotional support hobbit."
"Uh huh. And what he got?"
"That's my hobbit's emotional support hobbit."
"And I suppose those two are also emotional support hobbits as well?"
"No, of course not. Those two are my emotional distress hobbits."
".....?"
"Keeps me on my toes."
my bonnies
The two "created in a lab" fantasies:
Yes, everything about me is fucked up, but what if that was secretly awesome?
Yes, everything about me is fucked up, but what if there was someone to blame?
The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

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happy new year -------------_--------------------
on one level, yes
on another level, Ray Bradbury was mad because he couldn't say racist or homophobic things anymore and that was Censorship to him
lest we idolize him too much
Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.
This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.
This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.
I understand that you were aiming for a morally grey protagonist, but in practice what you've ended up with is more of a moral beige.
@ancient-tree-with-deathwish replied:
how do you distinguish grey from other colours beyond black and wite?
Distinguishing features of moral beige:
The protagonist is constantly agonising over Hard Choices; however, circumstances always conspire to prevent them from actually having to make those choices, so in practice they're just angsting over stuff they might have done.
The text exhibits a recurring pattern whereby the protagonist seems to to have made a Hard Choice, but new information is reliably revealed shortly thereafter which retroactively establishes that whatever they did was the morally upright course after all.
The protagonist's moral impulses are straightforwardly heroic, except in one specific context which lacks any clear real-world analogue; for example, being prejudiced against telepaths.
The protagonist's actions are consistently reasonable based on the information available to them β they're merely operating on bad information basically all the time due to a bizarre conspiracy and/or a series of increasingly implausible misunderstandings.
The protagonist always ends up doing the right thing (for some fuzzy value of "right"), but, like, they're really grumpy about it.
Me when I'm a dead knight effigy but I keep smiling through eternity because I know I'm serving major cunt
Update: I have found the full effigy and it's even crazier actually
Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:
Weβre trying to decide which of these is a better option:
or

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βKill them with kindnessβ
Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT π πππ*SMACK*
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be
this is immensely funny to me