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#So I'm back #kinda #still in the midst of my usual ongoing breakdown so we shall see #but the imminent collapse of my psyche has been fended off for now

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falsedetective

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

falsedetective

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

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The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

elodieunderglass

You listen to cake to experience the feeling of “oh! There’s something wrong with you ❤️”

silvernevermind

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

fairycosmos

word on the street is if you suffer in just the right way for just long enough youll be rewarded

gay--dog

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

discount--dracula

wbat the hell you weren't even exaggerating

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candycoatedrox

getting characters into world-endingly intense codependent queerplatonic relationships is literally what life is all about. it is literally what we were put here on this earth to do

kardrath

Vote Binface

I love Count Binface for many reasons, but this perfect parody of dodgy election leaflet bar charts is pretty high up the list.

butchfagminotaur

i hope every lesbian gets to feel how it feels to have another woman be just as crazy about you as you are about them…. not having doubts or confusion.. I wish this with all my heart, for every lesbian, especially trans lesbians.

bebsi-cola

abelds have this funky ability where they hear disabled people say they "can't" do something and instead of hearing "can't" as in, cannot, they hear "i can if i push myself and i just don't wanna". which is really interesting!

innerchildabortionclinic

your ex is a narcissist? so he must struggle with close friendships, right--oh, he's respectful to his male friends? he only acts this way around women? that's crazy, they should invent a word for such a phenomenon

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mjwatson

bucky has a disability??

he doesn’t have an arm.

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happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website

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me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear

the baffling papple:

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batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate

just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog

oh hey!! I’m not a janky radfem I can do it myself!

makeup culture is wack and normalizes a ludicrously high bar as the bare minimum women can do. I saw a “lazy"makeup tutorial the other day that listed 22 separate goddamn products. you’re supposed to buy and know how to use 22 different things on your face just for the privilege of being considered lazy and that’s uuuuuuh what’s the word? bullshit.

Really, five products could work, even 3. Just frame the face, eyes, lips, and you’re done.

0 products also works great

because I’m gonna be real here, the idea that 22 products is a minimum sucks but it’s really upsetting that any amount of makeup is the bare minimum at all

I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but that’s up to you

I’m sorry if I didn’t express this clearly enough in the original post but I’m not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how it’s Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter

no face should be “required” to have “a minimum” of makeup. makeup has no health benefits and does nothing but fill the pockets of companies that prey on women and our insecurities.

makeup should not be seen as hygiene because it isnt. get that shit out of your head.

this post: makeup culture is ridiculous and 22 products should not be considered a minimum requirement for someones face. no one should have to do that

the notes: so like……. what youre saying is……. we need to make the minimum about 5 or 6 instead… i gotcha

Really the only makeup you need is eyeliner but that’s just my personal opinion

okay

where did we lose you

why are people like this

batmanisagatewaydrug

#nobody survived this post

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Official graveyard post

batmanisagatewaydrug

stop telling people I’m dead

mephostophilis

are non brits aware of count binface.

mephostophilis

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

spell-fox

For context Farage can't be prosecuted for this while not in office. His tactic is to be re-elected to show he is a man of the people beating all other parties (and therefore laws don't apply??). Other parties have chosen not to run ostensibly because it lends legitimacy to his stunt but more likely because it is a Reform stronghold and they are unlikely to challenge him anyway.

Except in the hour of need, a binface stepped up.

So either he gets in and is prosecuted, or he loses to a bin.

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941.086

british history since 2000

beneaththegildedmoon

Just to be clear, Farage is under investigation by the Standards Commissioner for breaking rule 5 of the MP code of conduct. Technically, he hasn't broken any law by not declaring that "gift" and couldn't be prosecuted over this, whether he is currently a sitting MP or not. He can be sanctioned and/or suspended by the committee, and that would trigger a recall petition in his constituency and cause yet another by-election, but that's really as far as the stakes go here. (He *is* under investigation by the Electoral Commission re: some campaign financial fuckery with Reform, which is a legal matter and can actually be prosecuted, but that's separate from this whole by-election farce.)

Also, the investigation is paused pending the results of the by-election, but the inquiry can technically still go ahead even if he doesn't return to the Commons. It's up to the Commissioner's discretion whether to continue the investigation if Farage loses the by-election (or chooses to step down). They might not bother, since the only consequences would be suspension from parliament and potentially being recalled, which isn't really relevant if he's not an MP anymore. But they might continue it just to have the findings on record for future reference, etc. in case he somehow comes back again later and does this shit again.

Personally, it seems that the likely upshot of all this though is that he will win this by-election against Count Binface, return to face the committee, get suspended and likely trigger another by-election, and that one will be contested by the other actual parties. I sincerely doubt he manages to hold onto his seat through all that, considering how he's currently polling among his constituents, but I have been disappointed by the voting public before so I'm not holding my breath. He might step down and let Reform field a different candidate, since the party is still polling okay in Clacton even if his numbers are way down. If he does somehow manage to hang on though, it doesn't bode well for the ability of parliament to hold MPs who are popular with their constituents accountable for breaking the rules going forward.

innerchildabortionclinic

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

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maxknightley

the etymology of "piano" is so fucking dumb I love it. yeah this is my cool new harpsichord. it has more volume control than a standard harpsichord so we call it a "loudsoft" for short. or a "softloud" if you prefer. but that's still a bit of a mouthful so I've been thinking of just calling it a soft.

i-survived-that

ID: A youtube comment with 11 likes by Niceone, it says "I've lived 46 years without knowing this. How nice of life to save some of the best bites for later." End ID.

Normally, people tend to get frustrated, even jokingly, if they miss out on something. This comment was on a song from 1974 and it made me smile quite much. Simply appreciative. Like a dessert after dinner.

phinarei

It is genuinely mind blowing to me just how many Tumblr posts have changed my life for the better and taught me to be happier. Not all of the thoughts originate on Tumblr, but the way people collect and frame them has literally changed my brain chemistry.

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7/9/2026

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