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and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

FOR WIKIPEDIA!!!!

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

there’s never nothingness, in genesis. in the beginning there is my love for him

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

did anyone else know that if you keep waiting for the right time you’ll end up waiting forever??

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow

«  she should be in the club » everyone knows your late twenties are for becoming increasingly offputtingly religious

the way i feel about retirement is similar to how suicidal teenagers feel about getting to 25

my house is pretty awesome ihave an elephant in the room and a skeleton in my closet