the authors blatant desire to be a girl that she thinks everyone has
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Jules of Nature
One Nice Bug Per Day

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Mike Driver
YOU ARE THE REASON

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if i look back, i am lost
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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the authors blatant desire to be a girl that she thinks everyone has

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mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese
functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I
Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.
Fascinating how many reblogs of this got tagged with pairings I’ve literally never heard of. The diversity of the human experience I guess.
“You’re a very angry person” thanks I grew up a girl whom it was considered socially acceptable for boys to beat the shit out of and was told it was actually my fault for not trying hard enough to be a boy
it's crazy how much sex sucks ass i'm being so serious. stay celibate and keep reading fan fiction and ecchi manga
and you can get pregnant from it???? so gross like there is no benefit. keep writing erotica

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Fucking employers do this
"um, no, I don't think we live in some sort of fanservice AU where each house has a device you must strip down to use" I say as I confidently step into the shower fully clothed.
for those like me that want proof this is real:
really funny to see these questions posed as dystopian fiction when it was just reality in a lot of the US up until maaaaaaybe 50 years ago
like
the real world answers to those questions were
yes
fine or imprisonment
there were multiple movements fighting against fornication laws
having sex with other people while separated was criminalized and could result in civil and criminal punishments
yes
yes to enforce the nuclear family and no, if anything it was intended to *increase* the birth rate since married women were not considering legally capable of saying no to sex with their husbands
so what would a light hearted rom com set in a scenario like this? almost any romcom made in the US before 1960 would qualify
getting one night a year to have societally sanctioned sex with anyone you want would actually be significantly less dystopian than the lived reality of mainstream US culture for large parts of the 20th century
I went outside today. I will perhaps remain inside tomorrow
you're owen lars. your father has fallen in love with a woman and she's enslaved. you and your father aren't rich, but eventually you manage to free her. this one woman. one woman on a planet full of injustices.
you're owen lars. the woman you call mom had another child once. it doesn't make her love you less, but she talks about him in a way that makes it clear that she loved him, too. he's off to be a jedi now and she's very proud.
you're owen lars. your mother's been kidnapped and you have to assume the worst. a man and a woman step into your home and the man announces himself to be that kid who went off to become a jedi. he knows you less than you know him and before anything else can happen, he takes off to bring back his mother, a feat you think is impossible.
you're owen lars. anakin skywalker brings your mom's corpse to your doorstep. her funeral is interrupted by a message of utmost galactic importance.
you're owen lars. your brother is dead. you never saw him again after that first time. there is another jedi on your doorstep, with a baby in his arm and you know what it means and you can't bring yourself to face him as he hands your nephew off to your wife.
you're owen lars. obi-wan ben kenobi is a pain in the ass. he was more your brother's brother than you ever were and he doesn't understand your particular kind of grief, is drowning in his own. you don't even know the full story and kenobi will never tell you all of it. but you have a child to care for so you tell him off and get back to work.
you're owen lars. you didn't know your brother, but you know your nephew and your nephew wants out of this place as soon as possible. you know he won't be safe out there but in the end you're helpless to stop him. and you know the stories, you remember the one time you met him, the days your mother died. and you do this for her and you do this for your father and you do this for your brother and you do this for your nephew.
you're owen lars. your last act is to protect your brother's child. your child.

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Heh, amateur. I- (dramatic flourish) (three spotlights turn on and focus on me) (strikes a cool pose) (smiles smugly at the camera) - think I might have mommy issues
the official white house twitter account just posted an ai trump vance parody of the full rick and morty intro
Is there a gofundme for the iranian ballistic missile programme
if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done
feels like dogs are getting really good at chess lately
remember when charlie kirk got shot and died

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wow can you imagine?