Maseratus

the sign in button?

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

ads targeted to men: this product will NOT make you gay seriously

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

you really wont like the military then buddy

jokes on you, i already hate the military

usamerican liberals will say "our country was founded by immigrants" no babes I get what ur going for but it wasn't it was founded by murderous rapist colonists who massacred the indigenous people.

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

The weekend workers Friday