Stop tagging me to fight your arguments for you.

For some reason, it only just occurred to me this year that a barbecue grill is essentially an oven when the lid is closed. Even bottom source of constant heat, thermometer, if I turn the grill all the way down, she'll hold the temperature slightly over 350. And this beats the shit out of heating up the kitchen by throwing your bakers in the oven while you're grilling your meat outside.

Hey, I guess it's just one of those things that's so obvious you miss it. I can play symphonies on a stove top, but historically I just hadn't grilled all that much. Been working on changing that over the last few years.

Throw the potatoes on the upper deck there a good hour before you're going to cook the meat, it takes them that long, especially if they're nice big fat ones. Bring the heat back up before you throw your meat on, today was a couple chicken breasts basted in barbecue sauce. You want the grill good and hot for those nice grill marks, which also happen to keep the meat from sticking to it. Above all else remember that your source of heat, be it propane, charcoal, a campfire, or a skillet on the stove, is variable. You've got dials, you've got distance, you don't want to throw your meat on a blazing bonfire, or grill that practically has its grates glowing red. You want to cook, not burn. Char, not ash. Tender, not dry.

Story time:

On my way back from Phoenix.

2 cars decided they didn't like each other, and then made it my problem.

Car1 was high beaming the trucker in an attempt to force him to change lanes.

Truck could not change lanes becoz car2 was riding his tandems. So truck flashed his load lights back at car1 (knockitoff i got nowhere to go).

Car1 got pissed off that he wasnt instantly being Obeyed, so being the ignorant ass he is, swerved out, around, and cut off the truck becoz No One is more important than him and Fuck highway rules, driver etiquette, and everyone else's safety.

Then, to be even more of a self-important ass douche, he slammed on his brakes, forcing the truck to swerve towards you.

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