Roasting deep like fries and Fridays

- too much food. Solution - remove food

- poisoning. Solutoon - remove poison

Things where it doesn't need to happen but I can understand

- Being shaken around a lot. Nothing to do with food but loss of motor function is a frequent effect of poison so maybe the body is like "what if we're poisoned and we don't know. Better safe then sorry"

- Being scared. We're getting into dodgy territory cause like. Stress is meant to help you get away from danger so if I stop to throw up I'm not getting away! On the other hand maybe if I know I ate something poisonous I get anxious and it's useful cause before I get actually posioned I can prevent it? Also if I act sick maybe predators won't eat me

Things where I'm not buying it

My cat: <lying on the floor in a spot he doesn't usually lie because of the heat>

Me: 👀 are you dying

Me: <taking a long bath because nobody's home for once>