I’m not a Christian, what are some of the funniest Bible verses to put in your bio?
“As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.” — Proverbs 26:11 (KJV)
“I sent him this reply: ‘Nothing like what you are saying is happening; you are just making it up out of your head.’” — Nehemiah 6:8 (NIV)
“Who is this that obscures my plans with words without knowledge?” — Job 38:2 (NIV)
“If anyone loudly blesses their neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken as a curse.” — Proverbs 27:14 (NIV)

















