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trying to explain to tumblr that the Middle Class in not their enemy
saw someone say that someone complaining about only having 7k in savings makes them contemplate âdoing something badâ
you know that 7k covers like. one hospital visit WITH insurance, right?
âpeople who make six figures shouldnât be allowed to complain ââ most people who make six figures are, these days, solidly middle class. where i live, a combined household income of $110k is *lower middle class*.
âpeople who can afford homes ââ are typically 400-600k in debt for them. also if âcan own your own homeâ is your threshold for the rich you are contemplating eating, i think you are genuinely stupid
âboohoo your investments dropped, stop complaining rich boyâ idk how to tell you this but. most of us have a retirement account. you should probably open one
This pretty much sums up why Iâm very much against the âeat the richâ mentality; it all too quickly devolves into petty jealousy.
The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.
Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.
No carb, engine donât start. No protein, engine dies out fast.
Easy carb add on:
Cookie
Fruit (canned or fresh)
Chips
Piece of bread
Popcorn
Crackers
Easy protein add on:
Nuts
Spoonful of nut butter
Cheese
Roasted chickpea snacks
Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)
Small canned sausages or similar
Sugar in there.
I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.
When you realize this is the logic behind trail mixâŚ
Iâm not a Christian, what are some of the funniest Bible verses to put in your bio?
âAs a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.â â Proverbs 26:11 (KJV)
âI sent him this reply: âNothing like what you are saying is happening; you are just making it up out of your head.ââ â Nehemiah 6:8 (NIV)
âWho is this that obscures my plans with words without knowledge?â â Job 38:2 (NIV)
âIf anyone loudly blesses their neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken as a curse.â â Proverbs 27:14 (NIV)
dear people who didnât grow up christian: if your christian or raised-christian friends say âhey i wanna show you something from veggietales,â 99.99999% of the time they are not trying to use it to preach to you, they just want you to feel like youâre high for the duration of the silly song theyâre boutta pull up
this video specifically is the reason i have this sense of humor
There is a Veggietales LOTR parody called the Lord of the Beans, and it is the best parody of anything created ever.
The Silly Songs with Larry from that movie is an Elvis parody that sets up the line âYouâre no elf! Youâre an Elvish impersonator!â
Every character name is a glorious pun. The Gollum character lost his magic bean when he used it to summon a 300-pound marshmallow peep and fell into a sugar coma. I donât even know
@petrichoraflora oh I frickin loved that one. My cousin did a parody of that one about a weedwhacker
Iâm not trying to evangelize you, l just want to share how l feel about Barbara Manatee
Iâm not looking to proselytize, but Song of the Cebu is mandatory listening.

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many of you just. genuinely donât believe that people can grow and change.
this is about the death penalty and its also about call out posts about people who have already apologized for things they did a long time ago and itâs also about using âtoxicâ or âabuserâ as if its an immutable class of person, and its also about any other circumstance with permanent consequences or wherein you assume someone is still the same person they were.
You should absolutely avoid repeat offenders who genuinely show no interest in self-improvement, but you should also recognize that people can change for the better if they have the desire and commitment to do so.
Bad people can and do get better. That doesnât mean you have to let them back into your life or make light of what happened, but you have to be willing to accept that people are capable of change. It isnât easy, and there will definitely be setbacks along the way, but it is possible, and it is worth it.
i think there'd be alot less discourse around "fanfic vs literature" if more people treated fanfiction as it's own medium with it's own strength and weaknesses, rather than comparing it to traditional literature, because most of what i love about fan-fiction just straight up does not work in original fiction. at all.
Saw another post once that basically said âfanfics can be tropey and simple because youâre expected to already know and care about the characters involved; original fiction canât rely on tropes alone because itâs a new world with new charactersâ, and yâknow what? They were right.
So many BookTok or other social media book darlings are generic as hell, populated with cardboard cutouts instead of characters who are aping the motions of stories instead of really experiencing them. Even the people marketing them canât think of anything to say beyond things like âthe steamy enemies to lovers romantasy of our dreamsâ or âthe cozy slice of life slowburn weâve been waiting forâ. Thereâs basically no care for the story on its own terms, just what boxes it ticks and which labels can be slapped on it for easy consumption.
Fanfics can get away with that kind of thing because the story itself still exists somewhere else. Works of original fiction need to be able to stand on their own in a way that fanfics just arenât expected to.
if you're not playing mermaids with me then i have to assume you're playing mermaids against me
@i-love-books-because-reasons you, me, and OP:
Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day SaintsâŚhow does your ward sing in sacrament?
First Verse Only
First and Second Verses
First and Third Verses
Every Verse
Whatever verse the music director/bishop wants to sing
Some other option (please elaborate)
Just want to see the results
Itâs always fun to move to a new ward and see how they sing the hymns.
All the verses except the ones printed in a block at the bottom of the page? Yeah, Iâve been in wards like that too đ
I think one of the best and unintentionally funniest worldbuilding aspects in Star Wars is the reasoning of why did Bail and Breha adopt Leia instead of having their own children. Leia is first established as the princess of Alderaan before she is written to be Luke's sister. So now we need to figure out how she got to Alderaan. She was adopted because she needed to be hidden and separated from her brother. Bail was placed there to be one of the only people who knew so there would be a reason why it was them who got her. They specifically wanted a daughter. Why? Because Alderaan is a matriarchal society, so they needed a princess. Why didn't the Queen and her husband have biological children? Because they can't. Why? Because the Queen can't have kids. Why? Because she got injured as a teenager and got her internal organs replaced and her body can't handle a pregnancy. How did she get injured so badly? She fell off of a mountain. How did that happen? She was climbing it. Why was the future Queen climbing a mountain in the first place? Because she needed to go through three challenges in order to inherit the throne and one of them required her to go through something physically impressive. Why? Because before that they just held a Battle Royale for all the heirs and the one left alive got the throne and they at some point figured out that maybe they shouldn't be doing that, actually. Oh, okay.
The classic âYes, andâŚâ approach to worldbuilding. Love it.

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I dont care how many variations of Batman we get, the cryptid cape will always be peak character design
Cryptid Batman is Best Batman
Why canât the commies ruin states that suck, why do they have to ruin the pretty ones that I like
Because theyâve already ruined the ones that suck. Thatâs why they suck.
Wonder Woman and Wonder girl: *fly there*
Aquaman and Aqualad: *swim there*
Flash and Kid Flash: *run there*
Batman and Robin:
A controversial take but as a woman whoâs been wronged by men several times before, I genuinely find all those âmen badâ and âmen should dieâ posts in poor taste and an opposite of what feminism is.
I know we all say ânot all menââbecause itâs really is not all menâbut how would you feel if you saw a âwomen badâ or âwomen should dieâ post made by a man and then he said âwell itâs not All Women so if youâre not xyz then this post isnât about Youâ?
So I donât know. I think instead of a vague âmen badâ or âmen should dieâ post and âwell if youâre a good man then this post isnât about youâ we should call out specific harmful behaviors without grouping All Men together and expecting good men to 1.) know this post isnât about them 2.) not feel Bad about / unsafe for being a man whose only crime is being a man.
And if you genuinely think innocent men are bad and deserving of mistreatment and bad things just because theyâre men then please block me because youâre the type of person I want to stay as far away from as I can and you do not represent feminism.
The belief that all women are angels and all men are demons is still a form of sexism. Weâre all human beings, and as such we are all capable of more good and more bad than we give ourselves credit for.
Our cats never attempt to escape or go outside. We yoinked them from out there. They know the struggle.
Out there they would be dodging cars and coyotes. In here they get free food and belly rubs. Fair trade for not being allowed to eat bees anymore.
One terrifying day I accidentally left a door open and when I remembered and ran back to close it they were both just staring at the door and they looked back at me like why is the portal to the badlands open? Close this immediately.
My former street cat actively runs away from the door whenever it opens and hides until itâs closed again.

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if anyone has recommendations for how to get into comics as a new (fan? interested person?) (specifically with dc) please let me know!
i started really loving superman from the new movie and recently finished all star superman and from there read superman for all seasons and batman: year one. iâm currently simultaneously reading batman and robin year one and am almost done with the compact for leaping into the light bc im interested in learning more about the bat fam and i figured getting some background for past and current dick was a good starting place?
iâve gotten some recs from friends and have kind of just been approaching it with âpick up a comic and google to fill in context gaps as i goâ. but itâs intimidating bc thereâs 10 million years of background for every character and everything has been retconned to hell and back so. if anyone also has recs for good origin story points or like essential reads/watches i will take them!
A few comics I would definitely recommend are:
Absolute Wonder Woman. Itâs part of the Absolute universe, which was designed as a jumping on point for new fans, but I especially recommend it because of how true it is to the character. Thereâs been a lot of comics lately that really mischaracterize Diana (Injustice being perhaps the most egregious), and the Absolute comics are very true to the real core of who she is, and theyâve made me fall back in love with Wonder Woman.
Batman: The Long Halloween. It continues the story of Batman: Year One (which is also excellent), and it explores the shift in Gotham from the more traditional organized crime of Carmine Falcone and the mob to the costumed craziness of supervillains. The basic premise of the story has been adapted into many of the Batman film adaptations like Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, and The Batman.
Whatâs So Funny About Truth, Justice & the American Way?, or as its movie adaptation is called, Superman vs The Elite. Like Absolute Wonder Woman, this is a comic that really gets across the heart of its main character, as Superman opposes the much more violent methods of a group of vigilantes. On top of being a thoughtful entry into the real-world conversation being had at the time it was published (which is still relevant) about violence in comics, itâs a perfect example of why some of Supermanâs most memorable villains are the ones who canât challenge him physically, but challenge him mentally and emotionally.
Superman: Speeding Bullets. Iâve always had a fondness for the Elseworlds comics, and this is one of my favorites. Itâs fun to explore different possibilities within the DC universe, and this one takes a pretty simple idea and builds an interesting story out of it. I know some people were a little unimpressed by how this one ended, but I thought it was exactly the kind of finish a concept like this should have. Itâs a simple but fun what if story idea executed well, and I especially enjoyed it.
Superman/Batman: Public Enemies. Bruce and Clark have one of my favorite friendships in all of fiction, and this comic is one of the best at showing the rapport they have. Theyâre different people, but they know and trust each other, and when they team up thereâs nothing they canât handle. Youâve also got Lex Luthor doing what he does best, opposing Superman with his wits rather than his strength.
DC: The New Frontier. A love letter to the Gold and Silver ages of DC comics, if you enjoyed Superman 2025 or The Incredibles, I think youâll like this one. It leans into the sci-fi zaniness of the eras itâs referencing, while also telling an interesting and thoughtful story about people trying to do the right thing in an increasingly complicated world.
Green Arrow: Year One. Iâve suggested a lot of stuff about the Trinity, so I thought Iâd end with a different character, and Iâve had a soft spot for Ollie since his appearance in the Justice League cartoon. Itâs a much more grounded story than everything else Iâve mentioned, but like Batman Year One itâs about getting you familiar with the character himself so that you know exactly what kind of person he is when the bigger and weirder stuff comes around.
Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day SaintsâŚhow does your ward sing in sacrament?
First Verse Only
First and Second Verses
First and Third Verses
Every Verse
Whatever verse the music director/bishop wants to sing
Some other option (please elaborate)
Just want to see the results
Itâs always fun to move to a new ward and see how they sing the hymns.