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I can't tell if I misheard the accent or if I'm just horny but I could have sworn the count just told me "I vant to fuck your butt"

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rovethings

You may think this was brazilians reaction to the winning goal but nope this was brazilians reaction when Germany got eliminated by Paraguay

a-mayan-joy-has-nuts

kaylmao

swag:

Secretly

We

Agericto

Gagobears

thewarmvoid

my suffering isn’t gonna turn me cruel. It has turned me into a lot of things. Paranoid, scared, distant, perpetually burned out, anxious, chronically depressed, touch-averse, and more. but it has never made me cruel. I have hurt people and I have made mistakes. I have said yes when I should have said no. I have stayed when I should have gone. I have accepted when I should have rejected. I have waited when I should have run. But this has not turned me cruel. I cannot be made into a vessel for hatred. I cannot be turned into a weapon. I know who I am. I know how I have suffered. I know what I have done. I know that I am deeply flawed, and always will be. I do not chase perfection. I do not chase praise. I’m chasing authenticity. I’m chasing rest. I’m chasing safety. I’m chasing the version of me that isn’t so scared. And I’m gonna find them without turning cruel. I will continue to believe that there are more friends than there are enemies.

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cheaphalloweencostume

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

cheaphalloweencostume

really? you don’t say

electronicmail

something i really miss about firefox is that for a good while there i was the top blog in the superman tag. do not go gentle into that good night

rupurteblr

i call this one “using tumblr as a person of color”

might update with more images at some point

the-uncanny-dag

Some of the ones I've accumulated

sacred-portal

tangledbeast

If it makes you feel any better, he hated it too.

gayserblast

This is the funniest and saddest sentence I've read all week

brucebocchi

One of my favorite parts of having a deadname is that every now and then I can drop it into a conversation for effect. Catches 'em off guard every time when I illustrate the cruelty of an imagined villain by saying my own personal forbidden word out loud in real life

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maykitz

teaboot

Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:

Bartholomew

Dolores

Norman

Harold

Magnolia

Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:

Maddison

Tanner

Skylar

Mckenzie

Logan

Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:

Elizabeth

Mary

Michael

Finnegan

Peter

Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:

Radish

Kerosene

Australopithecus

Anthill

Hedgemony

Names that are weird when you're normal:

Balthazar

Romulus

Clandestia

Persephone

Kremular

Names that are normal when you're weird:

Al

slavery

I’m ant man and this post took me two days to type

hownottolearnalanguage

absolxguardian

I'm kind of glad to hear that everyone does this. Because it means it isn't colonizer bullshit, it's what everyone does. It's just people discovering new things. Everyone goes:

"Oh hey these people have their own style of [language A's word for thing. Say, what do you call it?"

"Oh it's [language B's word for thing]."

"Got it, it's [language B's word for thing] variety [language A's word for thing]"

house-of-crows

added to which it is LITERALLY JUST LINGUISTIC SHORTHAND for

[item] the way [culture] makes it.

If you don’t want sliced bread, you want bread the way Eastern Indians make it you ask for Roti, not bread. Because Roti is bread THE WAY [EASTERN] INDIANS MAKE IT. Like fuck, it’s not that complicated a concept.

OF COURSE it’s not colonizer bullshit! It’s just linguistic shorthand!

chaifootsteps

tumbwr

girl who cant sleep: well mayebe i should check my phone just in case

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tpwrtrmnky

Girl who has increasingly obvious Symptoms over time: Actually I shouldn't put myself first because I'm the Healthy One and therefore responsible for everyone else all the time no matter what

escuerzoresucitado

myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot

that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen

myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot

found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR

masklayer

Theirs a horse in the pingles

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