Tumblr pitched "What if the poor fucking dude from Iron Lung was rescued by the hopecore guy and rock from Project Hail Mary" and I was like aw that could be cute, and my Tumblr For You Page just pitched to me "What if the poor fucking dude from Mickey 17 was rescued by the hopecore guy and rock from Project Hail Mary" and my whole body turned to ICE. Mickey 18??? You main Mickey Number 18??? In some place far far far away from Nasha and 17??? He's going to eat the good people of Project Hail Mary alive. Simon Iron Lung is a convicted murderer and he would objectively be less of a handful. Freaky-horny trigger-happy always-angry Number-18......... can't we put someone more manageable from modern Sci-Fi on the Hail Mary. Like Rain and Andy from Romulous. Or even a Xenomorph.
a Xenomorph would be easier to handle than a Mickey 18 without a Nasha.














