I’m Not Too Clever

Alphys chose the golden flowers for her determination experiments because they were both "neither human nor monster". Which is making me wonder how the hell, in the nearly inevitable at this point Flower King Dark World, is the Dark Fountain going to react to Asgore's dozens of flowers. Because they don't have the sentience of your average lightner, but they are very much living beings, not objects to be changed and reinterpreted by the dark. Neither lightner nor object, what the hell are they then?

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

love the heart pirates. it sounds like an oddly cute name for a pirate crew and then its like "their captain cut out a hundred still-beating hearts and sent them to the world government" and its like oh okay so that's horrifying but the name makes sense now, and then you get a little further and it's like "actually they're named after their captain's kind-of-dad who he loved very much ❤️" and you're like oh so it is actually sappy but for other reasons. and that's just what law is like